Yordan: Hey Sophia! You didn't have to go to the bathroom. That's what I think when I see you.
Yordan: There is a Spanish saying, "Speak now or shut up forever."
Yordan (to intercom): I want security down here! This kid is making a lot of sarcastic comments!
Yordan: Sometimes the Mayans would sacrifice the, erm, virgin girls in the cenotes. Evan: Well, there's an easy way to avoid sacrifice, then, right? *embarrased silence*