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Sept. 1, 2020, 1 p.m.

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Stein: Evan, did you know your name has a unique quality? If you read either your fast or last name backwards they both spell real words. Evan Wang. I bet that's the only name like that.



April 14, 2018, 9:42 p.m.

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//Schwartz, Kirk, Duval, and Gonzalez are jousting with dowels behind their ears during Wallops Schwartz: Hey, do you guys have your journals? Shreeya: Wait...are we taking notes? Evan G: hahaha yeah, notes on what NOT to do with your free time.



Oct. 5, 2017, 6:48 p.m.

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//Anika walks up behind Izzee and Evan Wu Anika: Hello Children Evan Wu: I'm not a child. I'm an adult. Izzee: No. You are a fluffy little unicorn.



Sept. 13, 2017, 7:48 p.m.

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Looking at Art of Physics projects: Schafer: ...Is that a battle axe? Evan: No, it's a selfie stick. Schafer: ... Schafer: So, lemme get this straight. In the first image, there is a happy couple in a car taking selfies with a selfie stick. Then in the second image, the car is accelerating away into a glorious sunset, this time with only one person in it, and the other person running behind. Evan: Yep Schafer: So is the person running behind swinging a battle axe? Evan: No. It's a selfie stick.



Oct. 10, 2016, 3:44 p.m.

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//Quoting Mr. Pham Reynald: How many time you gonna be wrong today? Evan: You sound like a Chinese mother.



Oct. 10, 2016, 3:43 p.m.

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//Same kid that didn't believe Sambuddha's name Patrick Klees: Do you know my name? Evan: You're George? Patrick Klees *laughing*: No Reynald: His name is Patrick Evan: I don't believe you



Aug. 30, 2016, 3:44 p.m.

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//A freshman is talking to Anna Barth and Sambuddha Chattopadhyay Evan: What's your name? Sambuddha: Sambuddha Chattopadhyay Evan (sarcastically): Very funny.



May 30, 2013, 5:35 p.m.

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Bosse: Everyone remember that you represent Blair, so behave so future Magnet students can get internships at your lab. Shaun: And if you do something wrong say you're home-schooled. Evan: Say you go to Poolesville. //Class laughs



May 3, 2013, 4:21 p.m.

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Rose: So today we're going to be learning about something I don't understand at all. Evan Kahn: Sex?



Feb. 4, 2013, 8:45 p.m.

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Saurav: How far did you number your lab notebook? Evan: I did it all the way. Saurav: That's deep.