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May 12, 2022, 3:04 p.m.

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// Twenty Hours Evan Wang: I can play real life CSGO and have no consequences! Evan: I can play real life Among Us!



Jan. 31, 2022, 11:19 a.m.

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Evan Wang: If you can’t turn you assignments in on time, how do you expect to raise children?



Jan. 14, 2022, 1:20 p.m.

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// Watching stop motion animations Duval: The temptation to say "you guys all did such a good job...except for you, Evan" is so strong.



Jan. 10, 2022, 1:13 p.m.

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// Talking about cell campaign project Duval: If you guys are done, there are a lot of other things we can do you know? Evan(whispering): Like actually learning biology?



Dec. 17, 2021, 12:10 p.m.

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Victor: Evan you’re a furry! Evan: Sure. Victor: Evan, stop being a furry! Victor: I don’t even know what a furry means…



Sept. 1, 2020, 1 p.m.

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Stein: Evan, did you know your name has a unique quality? If you read either your fast or last name backwards they both spell real words. Evan Wang. I bet that's the only name like that.



April 14, 2018, 9:42 p.m.

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//Schwartz, Kirk, Duval, and Gonzalez are jousting with dowels behind their ears during Wallops Schwartz: Hey, do you guys have your journals? Shreeya: Wait...are we taking notes? Evan G: hahaha yeah, notes on what NOT to do with your free time.



Oct. 5, 2017, 6:48 p.m.

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//Anika walks up behind Izzee and Evan Wu Anika: Hello Children Evan Wu: I'm not a child. I'm an adult. Izzee: No. You are a fluffy little unicorn.



Sept. 13, 2017, 7:48 p.m.

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Looking at Art of Physics projects: Schafer: ...Is that a battle axe? Evan: No, it's a selfie stick. Schafer: ... Schafer: So, lemme get this straight. In the first image, there is a happy couple in a car taking selfies with a selfie stick. Then in the second image, the car is accelerating away into a glorious sunset, this time with only one person in it, and the other person running behind. Evan: Yep Schafer: So is the person running behind swinging a battle axe? Evan: No. It's a selfie stick.



Oct. 10, 2016, 3:44 p.m.

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//Quoting Mr. Pham Reynald: How many time you gonna be wrong today? Evan: You sound like a Chinese mother.