// Twenty Hours Evan Wang: I can play real life CSGO and have no consequences! Evan: I can play real life Among Us!
Evan Wang: If you can’t turn you assignments in on time, how do you expect to raise children?
// Watching stop motion animations Duval: The temptation to say "you guys all did such a good job...except for you, Evan" is so strong.
// Talking about cell campaign project Duval: If you guys are done, there are a lot of other things we can do you know? Evan(whispering): Like actually learning biology?
Victor: Evan you’re a furry! Evan: Sure. Victor: Evan, stop being a furry! Victor: I don’t even know what a furry means…
Stein: Evan, did you know your name has a unique quality? If you read either your fast or last name backwards they both spell real words. Evan Wang. I bet that's the only name like that.
//Schwartz, Kirk, Duval, and Gonzalez are jousting with dowels behind their ears during Wallops Schwartz: Hey, do you guys have your journals? Shreeya: Wait...are we taking notes? Evan G: hahaha yeah, notes on what NOT to do with your free time.
//Anika walks up behind Izzee and Evan Wu Anika: Hello Children Evan Wu: I'm not a child. I'm an adult. Izzee: No. You are a fluffy little unicorn.
Looking at Art of Physics projects: Schafer: ...Is that a battle axe? Evan: No, it's a selfie stick. Schafer: ... Schafer: So, lemme get this straight. In the first image, there is a happy couple in a car taking selfies with a selfie stick. Then in the second image, the car is accelerating away into a glorious sunset, this time with only one person in it, and the other person running behind. Evan: Yep Schafer: So is the person running behind swinging a battle axe? Evan: No. It's a selfie stick.
//Quoting Mr. Pham Reynald: How many time you gonna be wrong today? Evan: You sound like a Chinese mother.