//Talking about words that end in -ism in history Evan: Isn't biology just racism?
Evan Wang: Can I have my exam back? Schwartz: Which one? Evan: Anal 2. *Entire room goes silent* Evan: I mean analysis 2. // Later Schwartz: MCPS abbreviates classes by using the first 4 letters. Schwartz: You're one of the few with the chutzpah to call it by that.
//After drill press test Evan: *Sneezes* Street: Stop talking Evan: *Sneezes again* Street: SHUT UP
Evan Wang: The first rule of aromaticity is to not talk about aromaticity.
// Stick and ball models Evan Wang: I have blue balls.
Madeline: Let’s characterize Thoreau. Evan: He’s white.
// Twenty Hours Evan Wang: I can play real life CSGO and have no consequences! Evan: I can play real life Among Us!
Evan Wang: If you can’t turn you assignments in on time, how do you expect to raise children?
// Watching stop motion animations Duval: The temptation to say "you guys all did such a good job...except for you, Evan" is so strong.
// Talking about cell campaign project Duval: If you guys are done, there are a lot of other things we can do you know? Evan(whispering): Like actually learning biology?