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Nov. 29, 2023, 2:17 p.m.

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Veena: Evan Zhang feels like an Evan, but you just feel like an E_ _ _



Nov. 29, 2023, 8:15 a.m.

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Stein: Is Evan sleeping over there? Evan Wang: No. *Evan immediately puts his head back on his desk to sleep*



Nov. 8, 2023, 7:20 p.m.

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Bosse: Sean, did you sign up for USABO? Sean: Uhhhh, not yet... Bosse: Is anyone else doing USABO? *Delaney's class gives her an empty stare* Bosse: What is wrong with you- *Evan raises his hand* Bosse: Evan, have you signed up yet? Evan: No. Bosse: You guys are all useless!

registration is due Friday and the system is funny //mod note: cf 12395

bosse, evan, sean, delaney



Nov. 6, 2023, 12:14 p.m.

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Glenn: To the gentlemen here, now is your last chance to go to the bathroom before Evan stinks it up. Glenn: And by stink up, I mean throwing out his lima beans.



Sept. 22, 2023, 8 a.m.

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// Stein taking attendance Stein: Evan Wang, the issue wasn't that you sat in the wrong seat. I marked the wrong Wang. Stein: Anne Wang, here. Evan Wang, here. Michael Wang, here. Steven Wang, here. (Evan, Michael, and Steven sit next to each other) Stein: See, this is the problem! // Later Stein: Sophie H. and Sophie Y. are both absent. Now I'm suspicious. Stein: For all I know they could be running around Downtown Silver Spring at Burgerfi.



Sept. 20, 2023, 7:49 a.m.

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// Stein is taking attendance Stein: Hey Evan Wang, you're not sitting in your right seat. Stein: And your dad emailed me in the middle of the night. // Later Stein: Sophie Y, where is Sophie H? Natalia: I could track her right now.



May 10, 2023, 7:32 p.m.

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Evan Wu: Complex [Analysis] meetings are a normal thing that everyone should do [in high school]. Math Team is for nerds.



May 10, 2023, 2:25 p.m.

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// Pd. 7 Photography Evan Wu: My favorite state is Bose Einstein Condensate Armand: My favorite state is Maryland Evan : I haven't heard of that. At what temperature does water become Maryland?



May 9, 2023, 10:55 a.m.

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//Evan and Kian being bored in history Evan: Let's watch Dream Kian: Who's that again Evan: Minecraft youtuber Kian: The one who died?



May 3, 2023, 12:22 p.m.

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Evan: Did you know that if you unraveled your small intestine and stretched [it] across an Olympic swimming pool, you would die? Kian: I was not expecting that