//chaotic lodal, astro edition
"If you're using Fahrenheit or Celsius in any of these problems, you're a clown."
//the slideshow literally says "we're using kelvin because we're not clowns"
"Mr Donaldson hasn't found how to type lambda, so he's typing wl on his presentations. I think he's embarrassed about that."
"Hey, this is some quality subbing. What were you expecting, 100% accuracy?"
"I'm not taking responsibility for these calculations. If they're wrong, I'm blaming Mr Donaldson."