//chaotic lodal, astro edition "If you're using Fahrenheit or Celsius in any of these problems, you're a clown." //the slideshow literally says "we're using kelvin because we're not clowns" "Mr Donaldson hasn't found how to type lambda, so he's typing wl on his presentations. I think he's embarrassed about that." "Hey, this is some quality subbing. What were you expecting, 100% accuracy?" "I'm not taking responsibility for these calculations. If they're wrong, I'm blaming Mr Donaldson."
//lodal is subbing for astro Lodal [in an old timey voice]: Hello, hello Cleveland!! Lodal: you're not going to get that reference, and I'm okay with that.
Halperin: Economics could be a science if they tried hard enough
Ethan: Against popular belief, Pluto is not a star
// Period 2 Astronomy, Mrs. Burton is subbing for Lodal Mrs. Burton: You guys know how Lodal works, right? Student: He works?
//Steven stomps around I'm so salty! //Throws starbursts
Donaldson (during Astro): So, why does the Webb telescope only scan in the infrared range? Alex C-G: So we can observe *hot women* on other planets! Donaldson: You have sunken to a new low, Alex.
// Donaldson talking to juniors about taking the senior final Donaldson: "If you get an A on the senior final, you automatically get an A on your exam. You don't even have to take it! Alex C-G: Can we take the final anyway, just for fun? Donaldson: Yes, of course you can! ...you PERVERT.
//astro pd7 Donaldson: If you put something out in the sun, it bleaches -- Hannah F.: So its evolution, right?
//astro pd7, talking about photons and sunburns Donaldson: So, you all are smart about sunscreen, right? Contreras: Yeah, we need to wear anti-photon. Hannah F.: Wait, have they invented that???