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#9139

911

May 11, 2021, 11:22 a.m.

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//chaotic lodal anthology, may 11 "They told me in teacher school that I couldn't be sarcastic, and I was just like, 'I'm not physically capable of not being sarcastic'" "That's what i'm going to do with that information. Make your life better. Definitely not worse. Definitely." "I have been publicly shamed at Blair as a bad attendance taker. I was in the bottom 10% of attendance takers. My name was in a public email. But Ms Duval and Mr Schwartz were also on that list, so I felt less bad. It was like, the people who don't take attendance are the cool people." "I got made fun of already by the juniors for my among us sweatshirt." "My parents won't get me a VPN either." "This is important life information: the Guile theme goes with everything."

#9109

1111

April 20, 2021, 10:27 a.m.

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Lodal: I'll be here. That's probably not a plus, but I'll be here.

on whether you should come to school in person

lodal, astro

#9079

1616

April 6, 2021, 11:15 a.m.

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//chaotic lodal anthology, april 6 "Kingsport Tennessee. What a town. Don't recommend it to anyone." *puts on a mask with a ridiculous fake face* "Is this going to be distracting? Oh well. It cost $3." "No one calls me Erik except my children when they're making a power play." "I don't deserve the name coach, which is exactly why I'd like you to call me that." "This is Wallace. He bit me five times this morning, but he's my buddy." "I hate Ohio. #1 worst state in the union. My reasons for that are, I hate their sports teams, and they have a toll road that's like, the worst." "The name of this presentation is Sol Invictus. I need to share with you why I named it this. I had this friend back in high school. We didn't like going outside because we're pale white people and we burn easily, so my friend would always say 'Curse you, Sol Invictus!' And now I always call the sun that." "Within this presentation I have included random gifs that are unrelated to the topic as breaks so I can rediscover them every year. I really love just seeing this guy slap a cobra." "You guys at least pretend to care about what I'm saying. You take the time away from whatever you're actually doing to give me a thumbs up, and I appreciate that." "All I know about this job is that you sit in front of a computer all day and have no social interaction. Appealing lifestyle. Maybe you should be astronomers." "I'm telling you about this because of the acronym. GONG." "Arizona sucks. What a crummy place to live." "I root for sports teams more to be a troll than to actually root for them." "That's how I figured out it was someone I actually knew. I used roll tide."

#9018

812

Feb. 19, 2021, 11:18 a.m.

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//chaotic lodal, astro edition "If you're using Fahrenheit or Celsius in any of these problems, you're a clown." //the slideshow literally says "we're using kelvin because we're not clowns" "Mr Donaldson hasn't found how to type lambda, so he's typing wl on his presentations. I think he's embarrassed about that." "Hey, this is some quality subbing. What were you expecting, 100% accuracy?" "I'm not taking responsibility for these calculations. If they're wrong, I'm blaming Mr Donaldson."

#9017

911

Feb. 19, 2021, 10:24 a.m.

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//lodal is subbing for astro Lodal [in an old timey voice]: Hello, hello Cleveland!! Lodal: you're not going to get that reference, and I'm okay with that.

#8504

1616

Feb. 13, 2020, 1:53 p.m.

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Halperin: Economics could be a science if they tried hard enough

#8470

1317

Jan. 28, 2020, 2:49 p.m.

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Ethan: Against popular belief, Pluto is not a star

#7646

2527

Oct. 11, 2018, 8 a.m.

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// Period 2 Astronomy, Mrs. Burton is subbing for Lodal Mrs. Burton: You guys know how Lodal works, right? Student: He works?

#6613

59

Sept. 19, 2017, 4:32 p.m.

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//Steven stomps around I'm so salty! //Throws starbursts

#1999

1414

June 11, 2010, 10:33 a.m.

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Donaldson (during Astro): So, why does the Webb telescope only scan in the infrared range? Alex C-G: So we can observe *hot women* on other planets! Donaldson: You have sunken to a new low, Alex.