Kirk: I'll publically come to classes to say "hi". Kirk: Specifically Mr. Lodal's -- to annoy him.
Lodal: What would life be without Nearpod?
//chaotic lodal anthology, may 28 "Quantum - This isn't the best title for this unit, but it makes it seem very mysterious and inscrutable, so I'm going to leave it (r/IAmVerySmart)" "Those of you who said it was interesting -- you're liars. You're just lying, trying to please me so your grade is higher." "I just want you to be aware -- that it is still possible for snake-people to be created." "I hate it, because it doesn't fit with my worldview, and I don't want to change." "Hey. That's a fair point. But I don't want a fair point -- I don't want reasonable reactions." "And why? ... I don't have a good reason. I will just enforce my will on this class." "If you just can't take school today, and just want to go find memes instead, and paste them into the paper, just ... make sure they're good."
// talking about quantum physics Lodal: Why does this work? Lodal: I don't know, it just does. It matches reality, so I guess we'll use it. Lodal: What about when reality doesn't tell us? We just come up with something so that the maths works out.
Lodal: If you wanna be difficult and use different units -- that's fine!
//chaotic lodal anthology, may 11 "They told me in teacher school that I couldn't be sarcastic, and I was just like, 'I'm not physically capable of not being sarcastic'" "That's what i'm going to do with that information. Make your life better. Definitely not worse. Definitely." "I have been publicly shamed at Blair as a bad attendance taker. I was in the bottom 10% of attendance takers. My name was in a public email. But Ms Duval and Mr Schwartz were also on that list, so I felt less bad. It was like, the people who don't take attendance are the cool people." "I got made fun of already by the juniors for my among us sweatshirt." "My parents won't get me a VPN either." "This is important life information: the Guile theme goes with everything."
//chaotic lodal anthology, april 30 "He had a whole *set* of prosthetic noses." "I am wearing a shirt today that makes it look like I have run a marathon ... I would just like to say -- I have never run a marathon. I just wear the shirt because it has a funny joke on the back." "Nobody cares about the ceiling." "Are you guys okay with that? ... If you're not, there's nothing you can do about it!" "I need ways to mess with people!" "It makes sense that I can't do that, but it's really annoying for the Chaotic Neutral in me that wants to spread chaos." "Sometimes I like to go into the computer lab and take all the paper out of the printer. Not because it's a good idea ..."
Student 1: Why does Mr. Lodal need 4 microwaves though Student 2: i mean it does seem in character
Lodal: Guys, how many times can you sell your soul?
Lodal: I'll be here. That's probably not a plus, but I'll be here.