//Talking about the new Star Wars show Michael: If you watch Star Wars without lightsabers, that's just another- Lodal, interrupting him: I can't talk to you now, Michael, I don't like you very much
// Talking about rock's molecular structures Lodal: Have you ever experienced Micas on the beach? Class: [silence] Lodal: I'm not surprised, because most of you look like you don't go outside. Lodal: And I know that because I don't go outside either, and you remind me of me.
//Mr. Lodal is trying to show a video on YouTube, but it's blocked. Lodal: Ok, where can I pirate this?
//P7 Sophomore ESS, on a half day with a Homecoming pep rally. People are complaining about having to work. Lodal: "Who do I look like, someone who doesn't do stuff?"
Lodal: "You can do it! You can get better at the internet, make it load faster! If you just bang on the screen..."
Lodal: "The moon does not live in America."
// Kevin and Michael come in at the beginning of Pd 4 ESS to introduce a club Lodal: Everyone please be quiet, these guys want to talk about their club. Lodal: It would be really nice if that music I'm hearing would stop. // Everyone quiets down, the music can be clearly heard coming from Lodal's computer Lodal, laughing: Oh, that's me.
Lodal: Ostrander must be constipated from the amount of times he doesn’t give a crap.
Lodal: I hate creativity... of all forms!
Lodal: If they're a high enough temperature, you can smash them together Me in my head: If they're hot enough, you can smash them.