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#808

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Nov. 5, 2009, 1:12 a.m.

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Dzi: For a sec there I wondered why Firefox underlined "magikarp" red.

#807

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Nov. 4, 2009, 11:29 p.m.

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Schafer: Okay, now we move on to a very important physicist in Ancient Greek. Amir: Let me guess, he's an dead, old, white guy. Schafer: Actually, he'd be Mediterranean. Amir: Mmm, he sounds delicious.

schafer amir

#806

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Nov. 4, 2009, 9:58 p.m.

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Mr. Stein: Now who's glad that Ann put up this homework problem for you? //unenthusiastic response Mr. Stein: One of the first things they tell you in teacher school is not to be sarcastic with your students. I never learned that.

#805

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Nov. 4, 2009, 9:40 p.m.

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//Mr. Rose upon realizing he forgot to copy the hw. Rose: *quietly* ef, ef, ef, ef, ef, shit.

#804

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Nov. 4, 2009, 8:36 p.m.

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Mr. Prange: My house was built in '41! Eugene: Ew!

#803

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Nov. 4, 2009, 8:35 p.m.

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//Mr. Prange attempts to explain that weight gain is kind of quantized even though it doesn't look like it because you gain it atom by atom Eugene: So how do people gain weight? Mr. Prange: They eat too much!

#802

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Nov. 4, 2009, 8:33 p.m.

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//discussing Mr. Prange's swelled up right knee Mr. Prange: There's a big fluid sac. Eugene: Ew. Pop it!

#801

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Nov. 4, 2009, 9:24 a.m.

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Burger: "You know that robot for the video? Khoa actually designed..." David: "Constructed and built it and now he's the leader of Chechnya"

#800

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Nov. 4, 2009, 8:25 a.m.

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Ravilious: I had a kid tell me yesterday to "take a chill pill." Needless to say, we had a little discussion about appropriate boundaries and conduct.

#799

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Nov. 4, 2009, 8:25 a.m.

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Ravilious: You are cordially invited to do the work I have assigned.