Search Quotes
#807
33
⚐ ReportSchafer: Okay, now we move on to a very important physicist in Ancient Greek. Amir: Let me guess, he's an dead, old, white guy. Schafer: Actually, he'd be Mediterranean. Amir: Mmm, he sounds delicious.
#806
33
⚐ ReportMr. Stein: Now who's glad that Ann put up this homework problem for you? //unenthusiastic response Mr. Stein: One of the first things they tell you in teacher school is not to be sarcastic with your students. I never learned that.
#805
55
⚐ Report//Mr. Rose upon realizing he forgot to copy the hw. Rose: *quietly* ef, ef, ef, ef, ef, shit.
#803
-13
⚐ Report//Mr. Prange attempts to explain that weight gain is kind of quantized even though it doesn't look like it because you gain it atom by atom Eugene: So how do people gain weight? Mr. Prange: They eat too much!
#802
13
⚐ Report//discussing Mr. Prange's swelled up right knee Mr. Prange: There's a big fluid sac. Eugene: Ew. Pop it!
#801
11
⚐ ReportBurger: "You know that robot for the video? Khoa actually designed..." David: "Constructed and built it and now he's the leader of Chechnya"
#800
-15
⚐ ReportRavilious: I had a kid tell me yesterday to "take a chill pill." Needless to say, we had a little discussion about appropriate boundaries and conduct.