//Pre-Calc with Mr. Kirk, he's just finished telling a story about Mr. Giles Kirk: Anyway, Mr. Giles is no longer with us Someone: What happened to him??? Rest of the class: *silent and paying attention because they're wondering too* Kirk: Uhhh, he went to another school????? Class: What??? I thought you said he died!
Rose: Oh no! Somebody stretched my hypotenuse!
Rose: Okay, let's get ready for the trig speed quiz. Prashan, how many practice quizzes did you do? Prashan: Um, like one? Rose: Yeah, you're gunna fail.
//students come around to collect cans for the food drive Mr. Rose: Yea, guys, you need to bring in some cans, if you live in Potomac, double.
//Mr. Rose upon realizing he forgot to copy the hw. Rose: *quietly* ef, ef, ef, ef, ef, shit.
//Rose talking to Yessi Rose: Show me your subtle curvature.