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#11206
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⚐ ReportStein: How do you not know the difference between breakfast cereal and beef tacos?
#11205
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⚐ ReportStein(out of nowhere): It's like pornography. *Class goes silent* Stein: Do you know that supreme court case? I thought you guys studied it in NSL. Andy and Victor(simultaneously): Not that case... Stein: The Supreme Court basically said that they can't define pornography, but they know it when they see it.
#11204
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⚐ ReportStein: If you don’t think this is cool, either you aren’t paying attention or you don’t have a soul.
#11171
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⚐ Report// Kirk walks up to Stein to give him Wawa coupons Kirk: And you can use them at the self-checkout so I don't have to look at someone in the eyes. Kirk: Everyone in my apartment thought the coupons were junk and threw them out. Kirk: So I dug them out of the trash and now I have 40 coupons.
#11170
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⚐ ReportStein: This is the first time you've been in my classroom all year. Kirk: It's hamburgers, by the way.
#11168
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⚐ ReportAndy: Mr. Stein, I remember Kirk saying something about how you are always adequate. Stein: I am always adequate. Jerry Song: Hi always adequate.
#11167
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⚐ ReportStein(to Sudhish): This is good. Stein: This is one of the few times you have been respectful.
#11148
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⚐ Report*6th pd. polistat* Stein: Close your eyes....think of a compact district.... Stein: Who thought of a square? *hands go up* Stein: Who thought of a circle? *even more hands* Stein: anyone else think of something different? *nashan raises his hand* Stein: yes? Nashan: South America is pretty compact looking, don't you think? ?????????????