//Period 2 Sports Stat Stein: Lily Kirsch, when did you get here? Lily: A while ago. Stein: People just appear, it's so annoying! I mean, I'm glad you're here.
//Period 8 sports statistics //Talking about why the Nationals suck Stein: It's their fanbase. Imagine you're in a religion that you've been very devout to for a very long time. And you work hard to be very devout and push through all the parts you don't like. Then all these new people come in and join the religion just because they think it's cool. Those are what Nats fans are like Reynald: Like a religion... You mean like a religion that starts with "p" and ends in "rotestant?" Stein: like 95 Reynald *interjects*: theses? Stein *continues*: percent of the fanbase suddenly shows up out of nowhere like "yay Nationals!!" and then they disappear the next day. 4% have given up on them, and 1% have hope.
//Period 4 Analysis 1B Stein (at Daniel Levy): Are you vaping over there? Daniel (slurping some apple sauce): Apple Peach Nature Kids...
//3rd Period Stat //Schwartz walks in. Schwartz: I didn't find any charts on the printer, but I found these CHA-A-A-A-A-ARTS!
//Pd 3 Stat Stein: So when I was telling my first wife... Stein: She's my only wife, so she gets mad when I call her that Class: ...
//Pd 3 Stat Stein: And which line is that? Jesse: *That* one Stein: And what type of line is *that* one? Jesse: Straight
//Stein walks in Stein: How is BANTER going? Ryan Tse: Apparently, I used Armenian Ancestry instead of race.
//Polistat period 1 Stein: Siena College is livestreaming their polls-- I’ve sometimes watched them all night.
Stein: That's not how you spell Fruit Loops
//Pd 3 Stat Stein: I have three daughters... Stein: No, wait, one of those daughters is a son