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#12348

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Oct. 18, 2023, 5:43 p.m.

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// Going over weight training quiz Charles: Some of you guys did really well. Charles: Some of y'all were smoking or high while taking this. Charles: Or maybe I am the one that's high right now. Charles: In what world does bench press work the glutes?

#12217

24

Sept. 28, 2023, 3:07 p.m.

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Charles: Oh man I'm going to have to pray after this class. Charles: I need Jesus. Charles: I don't even need to do any of this. Charles: The teacher evaluator comes twice every 4 years and all I need to do is act nice and pull wool over his eyes.

the last 2 lines are obviously sarcastic

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#12195

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Sept. 22, 2023, 12:26 p.m.

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Charles: If you want to be a teacher, you have to be insane. Charles: None of us here are normal.

#12094

24

Sept. 11, 2023, 1:25 p.m.

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Charles: Bigger muscles are sexier.

#12071

1010

Sept. 7, 2023, 1:09 p.m.

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// Weight training safety test Charles: Most of you guys did well. Charles: Some of you guys were high. Charles: Wait was that too loud? I thought I said that in my head.

#12053

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Sept. 5, 2023, 2:35 p.m.

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// Demonstrating ab roller Charles(to student): Get on your knees.

#12035

55

Aug. 31, 2023, 9:21 p.m.

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// We were writing qualities a good gym teacher should have Charles: You guys want me to be God or something.

#7150

88

Jan. 25, 2018, 2:10 a.m.

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Group of students standing in class Mr.Charles: Hey guys I would appreciate it if we didn't use marijuana scented deodorant, thank you.

#7131

1317

Jan. 18, 2018, 10:50 p.m.

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mr. charles: If you want a physical quiz, raise your hand. //everyone except izzee raises their hand //mr.charles sighs mr. charles: If you want a written quiz, raise your hand. //only izzee raises her hand //mr.charles sighs some more

#7003

2830

Dec. 3, 2017, 3:18 p.m.

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//getting frustrated because Izzee refuses to hit the volleyball with force Mr. Charles: Who's your math teacher? Giles? Izzee: Schwartz. Mr. Charles: Okay. Imagine that this ball is Mr. Schwartz. He's giving you bad grades! Hit him! Izzee: I can't do that! Mr. Schwartz is great! Mr. Charles: Okay then. Imagine that this ball is me. Now hit it! //Izzee smiles and complies forcefully