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April 23, 2020, 1:58 p.m.

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//An online lesson about writing a rhetorical analysis for AP Lang Aaron: *getting confused about what piece is being discussed* Izzee: "Frederick Douglass did not write about the coronavirus!"



Oct. 14, 2018, 2:53 p.m.

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Nicole: Killing me is great Izzee: Noted



Feb. 14, 2018, 5:59 p.m.

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//comparing Izzee and Sam's height Noam: Hmm I really can't tell who's taller. Bracklinn: Maybe it depends on how thick their soles are. //examine their shoes Noam: Yeah, I don't know whose soles are thicker. Bracklinn: Well, Isabella doesn't have a soul anyway, so it doesn't matter.



Jan. 28, 2018, 3:08 p.m.

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Izzee: They do lots of interesting stuff. Anika: Like what? Izzee: Like killing people :)



Jan. 18, 2018, 10:50 p.m.

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mr. charles: If you want a physical quiz, raise your hand. //everyone except izzee raises their hand //mr.charles sighs mr. charles: If you want a written quiz, raise your hand. //only izzee raises her hand //mr.charles sighs some more



Jan. 9, 2018, 9:50 p.m.

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//Izzee's Magic 8 Ball program is being mean to her Izzee: Should I do my homework? Program: Cannot determine. Izzee: Should I do my homework? Program: Reply hazy. Try again. Izzee: Should I do my homework? Program: Cannot determine. Izzee: Should I do my homework? Program: Your questions are silly. Go away. //Program closes



Jan. 9, 2018, 11:05 a.m.

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//In Piper computer lab, Izzee looks through files, found a magic 8 ball program from 7th grade Program: Enter your name Izzee: Dr. Taliff Program: Enter your state Izzee: Unicorn Land Program: What is your question Dr. Taliff of Unicorn Land? //Rajit sitting next to Izzee Izzee: Is Rajit cool? Program: Without a doubt //Izzee tries again. multiple times, Rajit is still cool according to the program Lena: Izzee I think you programed it to just say good things, like when you would input "is Izzee hot" it would always be positive Izzee: Is Izzee hot? Program: No //Izzee tries again Program: I am tired now. Go away //program quits



Dec. 3, 2017, 3:18 p.m.

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//getting frustrated because Izzee refuses to hit the volleyball with force Mr. Charles: Who's your math teacher? Giles? Izzee: Schwartz. Mr. Charles: Okay. Imagine that this ball is Mr. Schwartz. He's giving you bad grades! Hit him! Izzee: I can't do that! Mr. Schwartz is great! Mr. Charles: Okay then. Imagine that this ball is me. Now hit it! //Izzee smiles and complies forcefully



Oct. 9, 2017, 4:50 p.m.

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//Lena is sitting in Marc's "seat" during R&E Lena: Izzee you're so scandalous! I can see right through your glasses! Izzee: Shut up Marc you're a boy



Oct. 5, 2017, 6:48 p.m.

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//Anika walks up behind Izzee and Evan Wu Anika: Hello Children Evan Wu: I'm not a child. I'm an adult. Izzee: No. You are a fluffy little unicorn.