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#7648

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Oct. 11, 2018, 5:37 p.m.

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//Mr. Wilson, the student teacher, finishes a lecture Schwartz: Notice how they already stopped clapping for you.

#7645

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Oct. 10, 2018, 7:11 p.m.

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//Multivar, interpreting 3D acceleration Schwartz: If you are sitting in a box that is moving at constant velocity, then you will not be able to feel any movement. You may try this out in a car. //pause Schwartz: But not as the driver!!

#7630

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Oct. 3, 2018, 5:25 p.m.

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Schwartz: Ninth period is like death and taxes, there's no way to avoid it.

#7594

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Sept. 17, 2018, 4:14 p.m.

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Schwartz: You can simply use the Law of Large Points to make the point larger. Class: ?? Schwartz (while demonstrating on board): The Law of Large Points states that when you draw a line between two points, and the line doesn't quite touch a point, then you can make the point larger so that it's on the line. James: Hold up, I didn't get that. Can you repeat that again?

#7470

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May 4, 2018, 4:59 p.m.

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Schwartz: "Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something." One student: What's that from? * Entire class shouts out at him that it's from the Princess Bride, Schwartz's favorite movie * Schwartz: I can feel his letter grade dropping.

#7435

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April 22, 2018, 8:17 p.m.

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//Schwartz, at ARML, about what to put on dietary restrictions/additional concerns sections Schwartz: If a mosquito bites you, and it's itchy, that's great! I don't need to know that. I need to know if you die when you eat peanuts

#7421

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April 18, 2018, 5:41 p.m.

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Schwartz: At universities, the math department is the second cheapest department because all they need is paper, pencils, and trash cans. //pause Schwartz: Philosophy is the cheapest because they don't need the trash cans

#7410

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April 14, 2018, 9:42 p.m.

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//Schwartz, Kirk, Duval, and Gonzalez are jousting with dowels behind their ears during Wallops Schwartz: Hey, do you guys have your journals? Shreeya: Wait...are we taking notes? Evan G: hahaha yeah, notes on what NOT to do with your free time.

#7365

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April 3, 2018, 9:18 a.m.

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//Schwartz yelling math across the hall. Bosse: I’m learning so much math now! How does he have so much energy? Reynald: He’s young.

#7354

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March 24, 2018, 3:22 p.m.

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//at ARML after Steven used calculus to explain a problem Schwartz: This concept is taught in multivar... so I don't expect you to know it. And those who have taken multivar, I don't expect you to REMEMBER it.