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#13471

3032

Sept. 27, 2024, 12:35 p.m.

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// In Analysis 2 on a half day Ziyad: *holding on to chips bag with his teeth* Schwartz: ... You know the chips are on the indide of the bag, right? Schwartz: What's in that bag, anyways? Chips? No, popcorn. Ziyad: *shows bag* Schwartz: Starburst wrappers?! Schwartz: Me and my friends used to ball up little Starburst wrappers in school and throw them at each other when they weren't looking. Schwartz: Dumb things kids do.

#13422

88

Sept. 3, 2024, 1:26 p.m.

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Pd 4 Analysis 1A Schwartz: Fish can multiply Schwartz: but only if you have more than one fish

#13421

66

Sept. 3, 2024, 9:30 a.m.

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Schwartz: "...and that wraps up [our lesson on lines]. Any questions?" // Class is silent. Schwartz: "Great! Let's blow up the planet." Schwartz: "Things in math escalate quickly!"

P2 Multivar. Schwartz finished talking about generalizing lines in 2D to higher dimensions, and proceeded to use the example of Earth "colliding" with an asteroid to explain collision vs. intersection..

multivar, schwartz

#13409

1616

Aug. 29, 2024, 12:14 p.m.

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Rose: "Now, Schwartz is a perfect example of someone who has been perverted by education..." Schwartz: "I'm a weirdo!"

P6 Logic. Rose is talking about conditionals, explaining why "If the moon is made of cheese, then 5 is less than 3" is a weird statement. He asked Schwartz, who was visiting, who responded that it was true with little thought.

logic, weird, rose, schwartz

#13356

1010

May 2, 2024, 1:42 p.m.

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// Lesson on taxes Armand: So the school is committing tax fraud! Schwartz: No, Teacher Teacher the lumberjack is committing tax fraud!

#13334

810

April 24, 2024, 1:10 p.m.

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// Schwartz walks into class Sean: I lost The Game! Schwartz: Oh I lost! Schwartz: A while back, I sent my dad a mug that was white, but upon heat it would change to reveal "You lost The Game". Schwartz: Now that the mug is old it is now stuck on "You lost The Game" but now it takes him a while to get it.

#13322

99

April 18, 2024, 8:43 a.m.

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Schwartz, at Wallops: Mr. Ostrander was BASHFUL yesterday. William Roe: That means he supports BlairBash.

#13321

1113

April 18, 2024, 8:42 a.m.

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Will: Mr. Schwartz? Schafer: :/ Will: I'm so sorry Mr. Schafer Schafer: :/ Will: If it makes you feel better, I've already called Schwartz "Schafer". Schafer: That one's acceptable.

#13301

1822

April 15, 2024, 12:30 p.m.

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Leo: Jason, can I put your sex cell quote on Blairbash Jason Yao: No Leo: Why not? Peter: say gex Ziyad: but flareon is better Ziyad: I tried it trust Eric Shi: *shows an image of a certain dictator wearing sunglasses* Gugan: no way ziyad's favorite munting buddy!!!! Jeffery: If you say "guillotine" (with hard L) you're gonna be killed by the french teacher Leo: With a guillotine? (pronounced with hard L) Jerry Lu: (enters with math packet for Wallops) Will Roe: Yo can I see Schwartz: NO! He has sworn to secrecy! Jerry: I want to be guillotined! (still pronounced with hard L) Eric Shi: Oh oh oh no (running away) Eric Shi: Guys I think a bee entered the room Jerry: Point and laugh at the bee! Will Roe: (points and laughs) Eric Shi: I'm not doing that (hides in corner) Jerry: Oh wait that actually looks more like a wasp than a bee. I don't want that smoke Eric: (runs out of room)

#13248

1010

April 2, 2024, 1:05 p.m.

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Karen: *Rips an incredibly loud burp* Schwartz: Good resonance!