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#13125

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Feb. 26, 2024, 8:15 a.m.

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schwartz: make sure you follow relevant laws student: what defines relevant? schwartz: like, i'm okay if you pirate music

#13103

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Feb. 20, 2024, 4 p.m.

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//Schwartz holds up/examines a mysterious dark solid object, wrapped in transparent plastic, maybe 5 cm in diameter Jacen: Can you eat it? Schwartz: No! ... but good question.

#13102

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Feb. 20, 2024, 3:58 p.m.

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Schwartz: I thought for sure at least one of you was degenerate enough to carry a laser-pointer on you.

#13082

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Feb. 15, 2024, 4:02 p.m.

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Students: Among Us! Schwartz: Do you all actually play that game-- Andy: I lost The Game! Schwartz: Oh, I lost. Do you all actually play that game on a regular basis, or is it just a meme at this point?

// mod note: Schwartz then went on a huge tangent about a better party game to play, preferably played outside of school (Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes)

among_us, the_game, amogus, schwartz, andy

#13081

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Feb. 15, 2024, 4:02 p.m.

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//limit as z approaches 0 of z/conj(z) = (x + yi)/(x - yi) Stephen, abruptly noticing the issue: OH NO! Schwartz: Soon, you all will regret your life decisions, as Stephen is doing already.

#13064

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Feb. 14, 2024, 2:39 p.m.

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Klees: How is Wallops planning going? Glenn: It's...happening. Glenn: Schwartz had to come into the building today for the meeting. Glenn: Good thing he came or else he wouldn't have seen Sahu get rickrolled.

#13026

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Feb. 9, 2024, 3:58 p.m.

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Schwartz: You could write [the closure of a set S] as "S∪∂S". Student: Sus! Schwartz: No, it's "suds"! Andy: Sudhish?

#13025

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Feb. 9, 2024, 3:57 p.m.

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Schwartz: Now I have drawn an astronaut-dog-horse-Amogus-thing with a monocle. We'll add more. //Hammond walks in shortly afterward Hammond: Are you actually doing any maths here? Schwartz, pointing to writing on board about set theory: Yeah! This is maths. Sean: Maths? What are you talking about? This is AP Amogus! //later Schwartz: Which of these points are "exterior"? Hammond: It's very simple. Just ask which ones the amoeba should eat.

#13000

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Feb. 7, 2024, 4:02 p.m.

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Stephen: In Français, « de » already means "of", so « de Moivre's » is redundant. It would just be « de Moivre ». Schwartz: Yeah, but I'm going with 'Murica. English doesn't care about grammar.

#12999

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Feb. 7, 2024, 4:01 p.m.

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Schwartz: You end up with a circle. //draws sloppy circle in appropriate place Schwartz: ... yeah, that's a circle. //writes "circle" and draws arrow to sloppy circle Schwartz: Now it's a perfect circle.