//Schwartz giving administrative stuff for end-of-year So there might be some stuff you won't finish. Send me an email. I understand! You're still a good person! *pause* Well, actually let me clarify.
Schwartz: English is always a crime against the French language, so what else is new?
Schwartz, talking about Eigenpalooza: Seniors, at some point, you have to decide that you're going to either do it or just not do it. Schulman: I didn't even realize that was an option Schulman (in chat): That's like you go to ask somebody out and expect a yes or a no and they're just like "I have diarrhea" and you're like "I didn't even realize that was a possible outcome here" Bracklinn: I haven't seen the audio and chat of a zoom call diverge this much since I ate a tomato in earth science
Schwartz: Ohhhh ... some of these slides have slides inside them! Schwartz: It's slide-ception!
Schwartz: We're talking about the donut flesh of this mutant donut, because no-one likes holes. Tad: I don't even like donuts \\later Schwartz: The interior of C is the flesh of the mutant eclair.
Schwartz: I don't know the alphabet! Schwartz: Ohhh, L comes *after* H!
Schwartz: Here's how Mr Schwartz does transitions: We've done this thing; now we're doing this other thing. Schwartz: Transitions! Awesome! Done!
// about to do Mindfulness Minute™ Schwartz: Have we done this? We've done this! Schwartz: Oh yeah; we get to comment on the lack of scientific rigour of this! // proceeds to, with the help of students, point out various flaws in the directions
Schwartz: So after all this, the audio you're getting is the default input on a laptop that's sitting facedown on a chair? Class: Yeah, and it's great! Schwartz: *sighs* Well, as long as we're doing math...
//right after a bunch of people arrived to diff eq Schwartz: We're trying to avoid infinite elbows.