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Feb. 18, 2021, 3:47 p.m.

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//complex Schwartz: Michio, because the chat is asking... Are you sharpening a pencil with a pair of scissors?



Feb. 15, 2021, 10:46 p.m.

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//multivar recorded lecture Schwartz: End of problem, end of purple marker.



Feb. 7, 2021, 7:48 p.m.

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Schwartz: I'm gonna raise that waffle up into the heavens



Feb. 1, 2021, 1:21 p.m.

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//Complex, Schwartz makes a zoom poll Schwartz: Option 1 is you have taken Linear Algebra, Discrete or both. Option 2 is you've taken neither. Option 3 is unused, and Option 4 is "Cheeeeeese."



Jan. 28, 2021, 3:41 p.m.

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//Schwartz innovation period, discussing the bullying modules //the unit on cyberbullying included logos for various social networks Bracklinn: yeah, us high schoolers in 2021 are cyberbullying people via Vine and LinkedIn. Schwartz: well, at least LinkedIn exists. Lidz: Just because a platform exists doesn't mean we can cyberbully people over it?? Schwartz: I believe in you.



Jan. 21, 2021, 2:53 p.m.

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//multivar breakout room 7 with katie, schulman, bracklinn, raymond, and claire //schwartz enters the room to find raymond is trying to hang a tape measure on the bridge of his glasses Schwartz: I see that everyone in this room really has their nose to the grindstone. //same breakout room a little while later, after schwartz has left Bracklinn: ugh, I've forgotten how to do center of mass calculations... ughahkrshkjaEIHEIEEIIEIEEE //a few seconds of silence Schulman: did you deliberately do something to your internet so your voice did that? Bracklinn: that was not my internet.



Jan. 20, 2021, 8:46 p.m.

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Schwartz: Cats probably know calculus too. Cuz cats are smart



Jan. 14, 2021, 2:17 p.m.

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//multivar Leela: Feel the gentle embrace of socks on your feet Schwartz: Feel the gentle embrace of socks on your feet



Jan. 11, 2021, 1:49 p.m.

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//4th multivar Schwartz: Once you've got your setup, you just do some arithmetic. And by that, I mean multivariable calculus.



Dec. 14, 2020, 2:53 p.m.

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Schulman: why is your activation key for Microsoft word expired? Schwartz: probably because I stole it in the first place.