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#7164

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Jan. 29, 2018, 9:25 p.m.

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//in general pe class Student: I was in dance last semester but that class involved a lot of twerking so I switched to general pe this semester.

#7149

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Jan. 24, 2018, 8:35 p.m.

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Schafer: Who's in magnet PE? //a few students tentatively raise their hands Schafer: *cackles* Oh magnet PE is so fun to watch.

#7131

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Jan. 18, 2018, 10:50 p.m.

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mr. charles: If you want a physical quiz, raise your hand. //everyone except izzee raises their hand //mr.charles sighs mr. charles: If you want a written quiz, raise your hand. //only izzee raises her hand //mr.charles sighs some more

#7003

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Dec. 3, 2017, 3:18 p.m.

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//getting frustrated because Izzee refuses to hit the volleyball with force Mr. Charles: Who's your math teacher? Giles? Izzee: Schwartz. Mr. Charles: Okay. Imagine that this ball is Mr. Schwartz. He's giving you bad grades! Hit him! Izzee: I can't do that! Mr. Schwartz is great! Mr. Charles: Okay then. Imagine that this ball is me. Now hit it! //Izzee smiles and complies forcefully

#6676

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Sept. 28, 2017, 6:07 p.m.

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//demonstrating how to pivot in magnet PE Mr. Charles: See, now I pivot... Students: That's not a pivot, that's a COUNTERCLOCKWISE ROTATION! Mr. Charles: And now I do a reverse pivot... Students: That's a CLOCKWISE ROTATION. Mr. Charles: No, it's a pivot! Students: IT'S A ROTATION

#5678

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Dec. 3, 2015, 2:47 p.m.

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Student: We have a quiz in PE today... Mr.Giles: Why would you have a quiz in PE? Just kick the ball around for 10 minutes and get your A!

#4943

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May 16, 2014, 5:04 p.m.

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//Ramu and Isaac in PE Isaac: Hey Raphael, do you play a sport? Ramu: Yeah, I do. Isaac: By the way, Chess doesn't count as a sport. Ramu: Oh.. Then I don't play a sport.

#3972

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Feb. 16, 2012, 12:02 p.m.

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Pigrom: You know what I gave to my wife on Valentine's Day? I let her keep my last name.