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#9911
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⚐ Report// playing kahoot, Gabaree changes the music to "Trance" Gabaree: as they're passing around their molly, their ecstasy...
#9745
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⚐ Report// Watching video during NSL class Student: I want to wake up and watch baby sea turtles die.
#9737
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⚐ ReportGabaree: Most bills die, like baby sea turtles. Gabaree: It's true. Most baby sea turtles don't make it, they die. Gabaree: Just like bills!
#9694
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⚐ ReportSudhish: What is a soundbite? Gabaree: You know how on TV, you get a tiny part of a speech right? Think Blairbash. Out of context.
#9618
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⚐ ReportGabaree: Let's say I'm a super rich person. Gabaree: Obviously I'm not. I'm here.
#9586
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⚐ ReportGabaree: Whenever a kid walks in and says, "Do we have a quiz today?", I go, "Yeah!"—'cause it's fun!
#9554
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⚐ ReportGabaree: I had a kid a few years ago who was very conservative, and he looked up his mom and she'd donated some money to a bunch of liberal campaigns. He spent the rest of the period seething over that.
#9550
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⚐ Report// talking about PACs; spongebob reference on the slide Gabaree: And how did a squirrel end up down there, anyway? // later; still talking about kids' shows Gabaree: There are some shows that have different jokes in there for the kids and the parents Gabaree: Mr. Rogers is not one of those shows