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#9899

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Feb. 3, 2022, 12:28 p.m.

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// AP gov class, discussing the presidency Student: The age maximum should be like 60 years old. What if the president dies in office?

#9833

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Jan. 26, 2022, 2:46 p.m.

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// Student is going to bathroom, Stelzner is writing a pass Ms. Stelzner: Anti-white pass, that's my political statement.

#9745

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Jan. 13, 2022, 9:14 a.m.

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// Watching video during NSL class Student: I want to wake up and watch baby sea turtles die.

#9694

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Jan. 5, 2022, 10:46 a.m.

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Sudhish: What is a soundbite? Gabaree: You know how on TV, you get a tiny part of a speech right? Think Blairbash. Out of context.

#8197

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May 30, 2019, 8:55 p.m.

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//9th Cirincione, Lillian has brought a home-made Harry Potter wand to school Noam: *picks up the wand and waves it in Rajit's direction* Noam: Deletus Rajitus

#8125

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April 16, 2019, 8:58 p.m.

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// 9th Cirincione, 3:18pm Cirincione: Sadly, time is both linear and finite Cirincione: *looks out into his class of magnet students* Cirincione: If any of you could do something about that, that would be great Cirincione: Or time traveling... Or mortality... Cirincione: Seriously I'd be happy with any one of these

#4720

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Jan. 23, 2014, 1:42 p.m.

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Swaney: I told the Mexicans they'd have to crank this one out.

#3540

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Sept. 12, 2011, 9:45 a.m.

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Swaney: Turkey isn't giving up their territory to the Turds... the Kurds! The *Kurds*!