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#11053

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Oct. 27, 2022, 10:49 a.m.

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Kaluta: So there's a Blairbash quote on me that says "I'm gonna beat you" and that's not what I said. Kaluta: I said "I'm gonna beat you *and it's gonna hurt*"

#10942

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Oct. 7, 2022, 2:38 p.m.

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//p9 fot Nicole: [Blairbash] is like Reddit Nicole: *sudden evil laughter* //Nicole sees me typing the note Nicole: What do you need help with?

#10941

620

Oct. 7, 2022, 2:36 p.m.

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//p9 fot Nicole: If you blairbash me, I get downvoted //Katie pulls up blairbash Nicole: I'm gonna get downvoted on blairbash for saying I get downvoted on blairbash

#10924

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Oct. 6, 2022, 9:17 a.m.

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// Discussing blairbash Student 1: I bet blairbash submissions aren't actually real. // Student 2 jumps out of window, does a backflip, and lands on Ms. Johnson's car.

// mod note: for some reason I don't think this acc happened, hence the "Quotes on Blairbash.org have no implicit or explicit claim of validity; all quotes are unverified."

blairbash, johnson, meta

#10711

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June 16, 2022, 11:11 a.m.

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Isak: I say a stupid thing, and it’s forever preserved on this godforsaken website

#10630

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May 28, 2022, 9:25 p.m.

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Grace: What happened to Linda? Leela: She died. Grace: Andy, Blairbash that.

#10508

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April 27, 2022, 6:38 p.m.

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Andy: I'm Blairhash -- a Blairbash hash function. I can think of the Blairbash quote that goes with any situation.

#10422

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April 6, 2022, 1:50 p.m.

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Schwartz: You can literally see Blairbash get populated by watching Andy type. Duval: You can see when he's doing it, too, because you can see the little twinkle in his eyes! Andy (to me): Blairbash that, do it.

#10350

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March 25, 2022, 12:36 p.m.

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Andy: How is a stick of gum like a gun? Jerry Song: They both get people into sticky situations. *Andy opens Blairbash* Jerry: No. Nooooooooooooo! // Later Jerry: I've gone through all 5 stages of grief in one Blairbash quote. Jerry: Noooo! I should have waited until you were done typing.

the punchline was supposed to be "the instant you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend"

jerry, blairbash, meta, gum

#10333

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March 23, 2022, 3:14 p.m.

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// AP bio prep Jackie: Sickle cell disease. Jerry Song: SCD! Andy: STD? Jerry Song: No, SCD! That's cause you have an STD! // Later Jerry Song: Your mom is an alpha male! Andy: That's going straight into Blairbash! Jerry Song: Your mom is in Blairbash! Oh wait it won't fit! // Later Jackie: I know what fruit is! I'm so smart!