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Oct. 27, 2022, 10:49 a.m.

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Kaluta: So there's a Blairbash quote on me that says "I'm gonna beat you" and that's not what I said. Kaluta: I said "I'm gonna beat you *and it's gonna hurt*"



Oct. 7, 2022, 2:38 p.m.

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//p9 fot Nicole: [Blairbash] is like Reddit Nicole: *sudden evil laughter* //Nicole sees me typing the note Nicole: What do you need help with?



Oct. 7, 2022, 2:36 p.m.

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//p9 fot Nicole: If you blairbash me, I get downvoted //Katie pulls up blairbash Nicole: I'm gonna get downvoted on blairbash for saying I get downvoted on blairbash



Oct. 6, 2022, 9:17 a.m.

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// Discussing blairbash Student 1: I bet blairbash submissions aren't actually real. // Student 2 jumps out of window, does a backflip, and lands on Ms. Johnson's car.

// mod note: for some reason I don't think this acc happened, hence the "Quotes on have no implicit or explicit claim of validity; all quotes are unverified."

blairbash, johnson, meta



June 16, 2022, 11:11 a.m.

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Isak: I say a stupid thing, and it’s forever preserved on this godforsaken website



May 28, 2022, 9:25 p.m.

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Grace: What happened to Linda? Leela: She died. Grace: Andy, Blairbash that.



April 27, 2022, 6:38 p.m.

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Andy: I'm Blairhash -- a Blairbash hash function. I can think of the Blairbash quote that goes with any situation.



April 6, 2022, 1:50 p.m.

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Schwartz: You can literally see Blairbash get populated by watching Andy type. Duval: You can see when he's doing it, too, because you can see the little twinkle in his eyes! Andy (to me): Blairbash that, do it.



March 25, 2022, 12:36 p.m.

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Andy: How is a stick of gum like a gun? Jerry Song: They both get people into sticky situations. *Andy opens Blairbash* Jerry: No. Nooooooooooooo! // Later Jerry: I've gone through all 5 stages of grief in one Blairbash quote. Jerry: Noooo! I should have waited until you were done typing.

the punchline was supposed to be "the instant you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend"

jerry, blairbash, meta, gum



March 23, 2022, 3:14 p.m.

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// AP bio prep Jackie: Sickle cell disease. Jerry Song: SCD! Andy: STD? Jerry Song: No, SCD! That's cause you have an STD! // Later Jerry Song: Your mom is an alpha male! Andy: That's going straight into Blairbash! Jerry Song: Your mom is in Blairbash! Oh wait it won't fit! // Later Jackie: I know what fruit is! I'm so smart!