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Jan. 24, 2021, 2:42 p.m.

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[student 1]: man, freshmen sure are great at blairbash [student 2]: yeah all their quotes are more funny because they’re anonymous! [student 1]: and they explain all of the context of the joke in the notes, so that everybody who already got the joke can laugh about it again [student 2]: explaining jokes always makes them funnier and not less funny, especially when everyone already knew what was going on [student 1]: and it's great when they include reactions that don't make it funnier whatsoever [student 2]: lmaooooooooo //EDITOR'S NOTE: keep 'em coming freshmen, i love the references to previous quotes, don't be discouraged by curmudgeony seniors :)

(see this one is funny because actually those things are false) - P.S. freshmen, this was kind of mean but it'll help you enjoy your quotes more later; with love, the seniors

blairbash, freshmen



Sept. 30, 2019, 10:45 p.m.

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Kaluta: Any of you guys like Blairbash?



April 27, 2018, 8:07 p.m.

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Pham: Kids don't put my quote on Blairbash anymore.



Feb. 26, 2017, 9:50 p.m.

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Student 1: Hey look at this, The Washington Post. "Democracy dies in darkness." Student 2: That's pretty dark. Student 1: You don't say //Silence Student 2: Ya know Blairbash, humor dies in darkness.



Sept. 23, 2016, 5:33 p.m.

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Talking about lives at home... during precalc Shreeya: haha lol Blair Bash is basically all I did in like 7th grade! Schwartz overhears conversation and begins chuckling Schwartz: How did you even know about it then? Karen: umm...Takoma Shreeya: and I have a sad life... Schwartz: ah I see. That place is interesting. A bit too interesting.



Aug. 31, 2011, 5:56 p.m.

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Bosse: One of my favorite things to do is to go online and read Pham quotes on Blairbash.



April 1, 2011, 11:37 a.m.

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while(true) { Gordon: Let's look up tags on blairbash //minutes later Jason: Why don't you have any under your tag? Bob: Stop being such a scrub Gordon: Let's make one right now }



Feb. 25, 2011, 11:54 a.m.

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Student Aide: Hey Geometry kids, when you write stuff about me on Blairbash my name is !@#$ *&^%$#@ not Student Aide.



Feb. 24, 2011, 8:33 p.m.

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Schafer: The problem with when you guys upload stuff to blairbash is that unless you write it down *glares at David* you're going to forget part of it.  And if you're doing it from memory, you're gonna forget something the longer you wait to upload it. David: I only wrote down that one from last class!



Oct. 28, 2010, 9:11 p.m.

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//Hammond walks into pd 1 Analysis 1b Hammond: I've got your money. Stein: Did you get the package? Hammond: Wha-...oh...crap. You know that's blairbash material right there. Stein: Then...what's the money for?