#2642

55

Dec. 6, 2010, 7:05 p.m.

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Rose (to class): Adults all live in four dimensions, didn't you know that?

#2599

1616

Nov. 23, 2010, 9:18 p.m.

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Student: I sat there looking at my paper for three hours, then flipped over the table then kicked a chair and then I understood it. Rose: We learn from this that violence against furniture leads to intuition.

#2598

99

Nov. 23, 2010, 9:16 p.m.

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Rose: I love freshman; I love my job...just kidding.

#2582

57

Nov. 19, 2010, 5:26 p.m.

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Rose: New class rule: no Jewish boys can sit next to each other.

#2506

66

Nov. 7, 2010, 8:05 p.m.

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//Rose makes a math mistake Rose: Blame my mistake on the lack of goldfish and Asian food brought to me by my students.

#2424

88

Oct. 27, 2010, 8:38 p.m.

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//learning binary Rose: We have a base ten system for ONE reason....*creates suspense* WE ARE MONKEYS.

#2423

88

Oct. 27, 2010, 8:36 p.m.

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//breaking into groups Rose: We are going to have a draft. You can pick the boy you have a crush on, you can pick guys that are good at logic, or you can pick people who eat smelly sandwiches.

#2341

77

Oct. 11, 2010, 6:02 a.m.

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Rose: Yeah, I read about how those Mexicans crashed those planes during 9/11.

#2340

77

Oct. 11, 2010, 6 a.m.

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Rose (to student): If you have something to say, raise your hand and the teacher MAY call on you. //Later Rose (to same student): CAN YOU PLEASE JUST PUT YOUR HAND DOWN!?!?!?!

#2339

33

Oct. 11, 2010, 5:58 a.m.

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Student: I'm out of space. Rose: You should have used landscape. Other student: Yeah, it's so much better. Student: HEY, stop sucking up to the man!