#4596

99

Sept. 30, 2013, 9:22 p.m.

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//Discussing contradictory axioms in non-Euclidean geometry Rose: You can't start cooking meth and killing people and saying no, my teacher gave me contradictory axioms so I can do whatever I want!

#3061

1111

March 11, 2011, 11:26 a.m.

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Rose: I'm taking all of my stock out of American companies and putting it all into China.

#3042

1313

March 7, 2011, 5:35 p.m.

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//Discussing proof styles Rose: You can do whatever you want, you can use a two-column proof, affine proof, you can shear your dog's fur so the proof is written on it, whatever.

#2822

1113

Jan. 19, 2011, 5:58 p.m.

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//Geometry final review Mag-Geoers: Mr. Rose, you could have graded our test instead of these (pre-calc). Rose: Yeah, and I already finished the grade book for 4 out of 5 classes. Isn't it great? Rose: It's like I have 5 children and 1 of them just does drugs and gets into jail, you just give up on him.

#2694

2020

Dec. 17, 2010, 4:32 p.m.

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PBE [looking at Einstein quote on the wall]: This is like something you would say, Mr. Rose.  You know, 'the holy geometry book'. Rose: Did you just officially compare me to Einstein? PBE: No, I just compared something he said to something you would say.

#2642

44

Dec. 6, 2010, 7:05 p.m.

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Rose (to class): Adults all live in four dimensions, didn't you know that?

#2599

1515

Nov. 23, 2010, 9:18 p.m.

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Student: I sat there looking at my paper for three hours, then flipped over the table then kicked a chair and then I understood it. Rose: We learn from this that violence against furniture leads to intuition.

#2598

88

Nov. 23, 2010, 9:16 p.m.

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Rose: I love freshman; I love my job...just kidding.

#2582

57

Nov. 19, 2010, 5:26 p.m.

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Rose: New class rule: no Jewish boys can sit next to each other.

#2506

55

Nov. 7, 2010, 8:05 p.m.

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//Rose makes a math mistake Rose: Blame my mistake on the lack of goldfish and Asian food brought to me by my students.