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Sept. 30, 2013, 9:22 p.m.

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//Discussing contradictory axioms in non-Euclidean geometry Rose: You can't start cooking meth and killing people and saying no, my teacher gave me contradictory axioms so I can do whatever I want!



March 11, 2011, 11:26 a.m.

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Rose: I'm taking all of my stock out of American companies and putting it all into China.

Geometry class couldn't do some function graphing or something

china, rose, geometry



March 7, 2011, 5:35 p.m.

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//Discussing proof styles Rose: You can do whatever you want, you can use a two-column proof, affine proof, you can shear your dog's fur so the proof is written on it, whatever.



Jan. 19, 2011, 5:58 p.m.

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//Geometry final review Mag-Geoers: Mr. Rose, you could have graded our test instead of these (pre-calc). Rose: Yeah, and I already finished the grade book for 4 out of 5 classes. Isn't it great? Rose: It's like I have 5 children and 1 of them just does drugs and gets into jail, you just give up on him.

sad~ our geo class is the best, but rose just does't grade our tests...

test, rose, geometry



Dec. 17, 2010, 4:32 p.m.

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PBE [looking at Einstein quote on the wall]: This is like something you would say, Mr. Rose.  You know, 'the holy geometry book'. Rose: Did you just officially compare me to Einstein? PBE: No, I just compared something he said to something you would say.



Dec. 6, 2010, 7:05 p.m.

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Rose (to class): Adults all live in four dimensions, didn't you know that?

Having deep conversations about the fourth dimension.

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Nov. 23, 2010, 9:18 p.m.

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Student: I sat there looking at my paper for three hours, then flipped over the table then kicked a chair and then I understood it. Rose: We learn from this that violence against furniture leads to intuition.



Nov. 23, 2010, 9:16 p.m.

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Rose: I love freshman; I love my job...just kidding.



Nov. 19, 2010, 5:26 p.m.

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Rose: New class rule: no Jewish boys can sit next to each other.



Nov. 7, 2010, 8:05 p.m.

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//Rose makes a math mistake Rose: Blame my mistake on the lack of goldfish and Asian food brought to me by my students.

he said this as if he was blaming us for his mistake

rose, geometry