# #12372

46

Oct. 20, 2023, 4:27 p.m.

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//hyperbolic geometry Klees: You're warping my perception of reality! Rose: Good!

"how is that good?"

# #12270

88

Oct. 6, 2023, 4:13 p.m.

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Rose: Just give me one freaking rectangle, and I can prove the parallel postulate.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parallel_postulate#Equivalent_properties item 8 in the current version

# #12194

66

Sept. 22, 2023, 11:05 a.m.

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//Mr. Rose is solving an equation in geometry class Rose, sing-songy: Algebra 1, life is fun! Stephen: That’s a good song Mr. Rose Rose: That is a good song //Rose continues solving Olivia: You know, since— Rose: No, I knew you were going to say something! //continues solving Rose: Wait, what were you going to say? Olivia: Since it’s linear, you know it has a unique solution, so you can stop there. Rose: No, I don’t want to prove a solution exists, I want to actually solve it. Not because we’re going to use it or anything, but because… wait why am I doing this?

# #12141

55

Sept. 16, 2023, 3:13 p.m.

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Rose: that's not a trapezoid, unless you're depraved

it was like a trapezoid, but self-intersecting

# #10133

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March 3, 2022, 6:52 a.m.

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Rose: if you’re not thinking geometrically, you’re not thinking at all

# #4596

99

Sept. 30, 2013, 9:22 p.m.

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//Discussing contradictory axioms in non-Euclidean geometry Rose: You can't start cooking meth and killing people and saying no, my teacher gave me contradictory axioms so I can do whatever I want!

# #3061

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March 11, 2011, 11:26 a.m.

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Rose: I'm taking all of my stock out of American companies and putting it all into China.

Geometry class couldn't do some function graphing or something

# #3042

1414

March 7, 2011, 5:35 p.m.

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//Discussing proof styles Rose: You can do whatever you want, you can use a two-column proof, affine proof, you can shear your dog's fur so the proof is written on it, whatever.

An interesting alternative proof method...

# #2822

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Jan. 19, 2011, 5:58 p.m.

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//Geometry final review Mag-Geoers: Mr. Rose, you could have graded our test instead of these (pre-calc). Rose: Yeah, and I already finished the grade book for 4 out of 5 classes. Isn't it great? Rose: It's like I have 5 children and 1 of them just does drugs and gets into jail, you just give up on him.

sad~ our geo class is the best, but rose just does't grade our tests...

# #2694

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Dec. 17, 2010, 4:32 p.m.

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PBE [looking at Einstein quote on the wall]: This is like something you would say, Mr. Rose.  You know, 'the holy geometry book'. Rose: Did you just officially compare me to Einstein? PBE: No, I just compared something he said to something you would say.