#13633

1113

Sept. 19, 2025, 7:54 a.m.

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Rose: I'm just going to keep cursing until I have your attention.

#13632

1214

Sept. 19, 2025, 7:53 a.m.

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//Chaotic Rose Anthology 09.09.2025 "If you murder someone, that's probably a big deal." "Pouched! You've been pouched!" //they fit on laptops now too? "Chaewoon is sleeping, but he'll get it later." "Doris? Wait, Doris dropped this class. Shit. What's your name again?"

#13631

46

Sept. 18, 2025, 2:31 p.m.

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//Chaotic Rose Anthology 05.09.2025 "I'm glad you asked about bottom!" "This means, translated from Latin, I don't know; someone look it up." "If you're an academic and you say something wrong, people hate you, so you get in the habit of not saying anything wrong." "We will read this critically becuase we're big kids."

#13630

711

Sept. 18, 2025, 2:28 p.m.

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//Chaotic Rose Anthology 03.09.2025 "We have 35 people in this class and only 34 desks, so whoever walks in last doesn't get a desk." "This is good practice for 2060 when the robots have taken over and you're all enslaved and you all have to go around talking like this." "Would you like to be so good at propositional logic that you just cough and you're just *blghblghblgh* and you're doing all kinds of propositional logic moves and manipulations? The answer is yes!" "There's no seats available, so you're just going to go to the ground if you're annoying me." "This can't really be done in 55 minutes, but I'm going to make it happen anyway." "Being righ is great!" "THERE ARE NO CIRCLES IN THE WHOLE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!"

#13625

911

Sept. 5, 2025, 3:13 p.m.

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//adv geo. rose is drawing a diagram with many colors rose: i need a name for this color student: cyan student 2: no, that's greener than cyan *bickering from whole class* rose: that's in the teacher book to never do that

#13623

913

Sept. 2, 2025, 11:15 a.m.

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Chaotic Rose Anthology 29.08.2025: "The more packets you get, the more your teachers love you. ... It's just like Christmas!" "I'm not sure what [my wife] does all day, but they pay her loads of money, so it's probably evil. That's typically how that works." "The Second Amendment says you can just run around with a machine gun or whatever." "Let's talk about him because he's not here." "Nate's been to school and his brain has been corrupted." "Aww, my first sleeper of 2025-26."

#13620

1113

Aug. 27, 2025, 7:39 a.m.

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Esther: I love cats, but they're a pain Esther: That's actually a similarity between cats and Mr. Rose.

#13572

2123

March 21, 2025, 11:14 a.m.

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//Math Team after school, students waiting in the 310s hallway. Rose walks by with a roll of bubble wrap and unrolls it across the floor. Student 1: "Why are you laying out bubble wrap?" Rose: "No reason." //Walking, stomping, etc. ensues. Student 2: "Imagine if this was just a social experiment."

#13557

1212

Feb. 16, 2025, 5:10 p.m.

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rose's microwave store (counting lesson) Rose: I got an employee named Kirk. Rose: He has to do what I say. Rose: I tell Kirk: 'Go down to the basement and check on those microwaves that came in last night.' Rose: My lackey Kirk Rose (making an order for Lodal): How many ways can Kirk go into the basement and make a shipment of size 4 that consists of only good microwaves? Rose (about Sahu): We don't like him and we don't fear him. He has is own troubles with the law and won't complain. Rose: We're going to give him two bad microwaves and he can't do anything about it.

#13550

99

Feb. 11, 2025, 2:34 p.m.

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"Is this the class where I talked about the juicy meat inside the nut?" - Mr. Rose to 7th period Analysis