// Talking about some webinar he's gonna present to some math teachers Rose: So it turns out they're not gonna have their cameras on Rose: And I thought, "Oh! Just like Period 3!"
"If you pick a point here, bad things... probably bad things will happen to you" - rose
// talking about a specific term in an equation showing up Rose: And if this happens, you need to go cry.
Rose: Instead of resolving that mild intellectual pain, I will introduce you to more pain
Rose: For the record, there is no beef between me and Mr. Lodal. Love the guy, he's great. Rose: I don't know why he's been trashing me so much.
*during a Precalc A video lesson* Kirk: You know, one of my best friends has a very successful Taylor Swift fan twitter. Contreras: What does that mean? Kirk: Like, he gets sent free stuff from Taylor Swift cause he has a twitter where he’s like a fan, and he tweets about all the twitter stuff and all the Taylor Swift stuff. Contreras: Wow. I didn’t even know that was a thing. Kirk: Yeah. Contreras: Taylor Swift’s cousin went to my high school. Her name’s also Taylor Swift. Kirk: Really? Contreras: So Taylor Swift went to my high school, but not that Taylor Swift. Kirk: That’s a shame. Wait, the cousins are named the same? Contreras: Yeah. Kirk: Contreras: Kirk: Contreras: Kirk: Hmm. Anyways
Kirk: [Writes "Mr. Ostrander"] All right; now you guys can see how to spell his name -- although it doesn't really look like I'm spelling it right ... Kirk: That's an R there? [Corrects writing] Ostrander: It is -- yeah, it's spelled right. You don't need to -- listen, there's so many letters: if you leave one out, no one cares.
Rose: Oh no, we have a non-factorable quadratic, what do we do? Should we cry? Rose: I mean, we can cry, but what should we do after that? Student: Quadratic formula! Rose: Right, we use the quadratic formula! Well, if it feels better you can cry first.
// about a third of class doesn't have cameras on Rose: When I ask for vigorous head nods, and you have your cameras off, I can't see your vigorous head nods. Rose: It's like not voting in the election.
// 6th period precalc Rose: You know, one of my students in 4th period had their camera off because they were drinking a big cup of orange juice and didn't want me to get jealous. So all of you with your cameras off, I'm going to assume that you're all enjoying a big cup of orange juice, because the alternative is that you're not paying attention, which is Not Good.