#6786

57

Oct. 17, 2017, 6:31 p.m.

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//To students waiting outside the locked door Street: Go away. //Turns off lights Street: Nobody's here.

#6743

88

Oct. 10, 2017, 5:10 p.m.

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Street: Carry a sledgehammer in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other. And get some crazy tattoos... //he makes farting noises Street: And then people will look at you and be like, "WHOO!"

#6726

2323

Oct. 6, 2017, 10:01 a.m.

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//Taking attendance Street: Is anyone absent? //Looks at table where Eric moved to //Eric slowly moves back Street: See, these here, are girls. (points at girls sitting near him) If you didn't already know, you're supposed to like sitting near them. //Both Eric and Christina move their chairs away from each other. Street: You know, I used to be like you, but you get it eventually. //Eric and Christina scoot further away

#6724

44

Oct. 5, 2017, 6:56 p.m.

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Street: An assignment that never ends. Kind of like raising children.

#6723

1212

Oct. 5, 2017, 6:56 p.m.

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//talking about scaled drawings Street: Just put in "1 cm = 5 cm." Don't put "1 cm = 5 cm irl." If I see that, you will fail. I'll burn your paper, I won't even grade it.

#6698

44

Oct. 2, 2017, 4:52 p.m.

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Street: Why are you talking? Wait...I don't want to know.

#6697

66

Oct. 2, 2017, 4:51 p.m.

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//At the beginning of every class Street: Sit. Sit and be quiet. This might be hard for some of you. Luckily, you are gifted.

#6675

1717

Sept. 28, 2017, 6:05 p.m.

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//Student 1 gets caught looking up Schwartz during R&E Street: Close that thing before I call your mother. //he leaves Student 2: Teacher jealousy.

#6674

1717

Sept. 28, 2017, 6:03 p.m.

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Street: The thought of planning ahead is grotesque to you magnets.

#6673

1212

Sept. 28, 2017, 6:02 p.m.

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Street: Why do you look happy? You're smiling. //pauses Street: I guess the truth of the magnet hasn't sunken in yet.