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Feb. 20, 2024, 8:01 a.m.

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// Looking at Ethan Hua: is this magnet porn? Ethan: no bigger release than watching a sorting algorithm.



Jan. 31, 2024, 9:33 a.m.

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Jorgensen: If you're not a STEM magnet student talk to me so we can get you into the right class Jorgensen: I think we're good here though Jorgensen: I've been looking at you guys' pictures Jorgensen: That sounds creepy...



Jan. 18, 2024, 7:52 a.m.

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Bosse: Some of you magnet kids are so smart that you skipped kindergarten and didn’t learn the hardest task of them all: cutting within the lines.



Dec. 4, 2023, 8:51 a.m.

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Daphne: magnet people don't sleep Grace: that's not true. don't perpetuate stereotypes



Sept. 15, 2023, 2:46 p.m.

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Non magnet kid: what's the difference between magnet and cap? Non magnet kid: why do all magnet kids do origami?



April 20, 2023, 8:21 a.m.

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Ostrander: Magnet students study a lot about waves, but they still don't know how to say hi to you in the morning. Schafer: That's because I control the gradebook and they're scared of me.



April 13, 2023, 12:08 p.m.

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//discussing Lodal's growing collection of door magnets Lodal: It's okay to pull things out of trash cans. I am validating you. Lodal: Also, if you are caught dumspter-diving, don't throw me under the bus.



March 1, 2023, 10:13 a.m.

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Smolen: Bring a light backpack, not the 5 ton backpack magnet kids like to drag around.



Feb. 16, 2023, 9:16 a.m.

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// Learning about the right hand rule for magnetism Schafer: You're driving your car down the street and you see someone with their thumb. Schafer: Public service announcement: don't hitchhike. But remember that your thumb is for velocity. Schafer: You're now pulling in the neighborhood, and you little kids running around in the neighborhood. Schafer: One of the kids goes "bang bang bang"! What is he representing with his hand? Students: A gun? Schafer: And what comes out of a gun? Students: A bullet? Schafer: And the first letter of bullet is B, so the index finger is for the magnetic field. Schafer: Now I'm coming home and both boys are playing and the dog is running all over the place. Schafer: So now I go to my wife and ask her how things are going and she goes *shows middle finger* Schafer: Remember that middle finger is for force.



Sept. 20, 2022, 9:47 a.m.

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Smolen: Don’t tell me you guys are magnet kids who do nothing but homework during the weekend.