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⚐ ReportLodal: Let's talk about those things you could do that you shouldn't do. Lodal: One: math homework. That's, like, number one not okay.
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⚐ Report//chaotic lodal anthology, october 7 "It's related to class, in the sense that, like, life is related to class." "We're all gonna suffer together. I don't want to be there, so I'm going to assume that you don't want to be there either, and I'm going to make you be there." "So there you go: there's your innovation period for today." "Okay, so are you ready for this? My guess is that you're not." "I'm gonna blame the British for this. It's probably their fault, like most bad things in the world." "Turns out nuclear bombs are not something you want everyone to have."
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⚐ ReportToby: Wait, Mr. Lodal, you believe in the vaccine? Lodal: Yeah Toby: How can you call yourself a science teacher???
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⚐ ReportLodal: You could just be the poop emoji! That's acceptable in this class! You can just be three poop emojis!
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⚐ ReportLodal: You're not supposed to have fun in class? Lodal: Who lied to you? That's terrible. No wonder you hate school.
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⚐ ReportKirk: I'll publically come to classes to say "hi". Kirk: Specifically Mr. Lodal's -- to annoy him.
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⚐ Report//chaotic lodal anthology, may 28 "Quantum - This isn't the best title for this unit, but it makes it seem very mysterious and inscrutable, so I'm going to leave it (r/IAmVerySmart)" "Those of you who said it was interesting -- you're liars. You're just lying, trying to please me so your grade is higher." "I just want you to be aware -- that it is still possible for snake-people to be created." "I hate it, because it doesn't fit with my worldview, and I don't want to change." "Hey. That's a fair point. But I don't want a fair point -- I don't want reasonable reactions." "And why? ... I don't have a good reason. I will just enforce my will on this class." "If you just can't take school today, and just want to go find memes instead, and paste them into the paper, just ... make sure they're good."
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⚐ Report// talking about quantum physics Lodal: Why does this work? Lodal: I don't know, it just does. It matches reality, so I guess we'll use it. Lodal: What about when reality doesn't tell us? We just come up with something so that the maths works out.