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Jan. 25, 2019, 12:20 p.m.

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Rose: You learned a lot of math this year! Some of you even learned everything you were supposed to! //later Rose: You should all be moderately proud of yourselves.

... thanks for the encouragement, Mr. Rose

math, rose



Jan. 15, 2019, 11:13 p.m.

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// Monday, January 14: Schwartz runs a snow day class for functions Assignment: ... justify each step! Jeffrey: *creates two-column construction for his solution* Phillip: What is this, an axiomatic proof? Schwartz: *sees solution* Schwartz: *inserts meme onto document: "Is this a [axiomatic proof]?"*



Jan. 7, 2019, 12:13 p.m.

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Student: I don't have a B in math anymore!! ...I have a D!

uh bigmood (comment from admin)




Jan. 3, 2019, 12:45 p.m.

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// January 2, Math Team meeting: Reynald and Kaz are giving a lecture about their SRP on hats Efe: *Eating a box of french fries* *Schwartz walks over* Schwartz: (points to a sculpture) WHAT’S THAT? Efe: *Turns to look* *Schwartz steals a handful of fries and stuffs them in his mouth*



Dec. 15, 2018, 10:48 a.m.

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// Functions Period 1: Schwartz is using his modular arithmetic method to pick students to ask questions to Schwartz: Pick two numbers between 1 and 5! Student: Seven! Student 2: Thirty-five! Schwartz: Seven and thirty-five... Schwartz: GOOD JOB, functions...



Sept. 21, 2018, 1:22 p.m.

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Stein: That's not how you spell Fruit Loops



May 21, 2018, 2:19 p.m.

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//Rose talking about polyhedra and stops midway Rose: I'm like, really freaking hungry! Someone else: You didn't eat lunch?? Rose: No, I didn't eat my lunch! Does anyone have food they can spare? Will: I have peanut butter crackers. //Rose starts eating, tries to ask us what a Schaffli notation represents, but can't talk. He starts jumping up and down, trying to swallow his peanut butter cracker. Everyone else: What's that? We can't understand you. //Rose finally swallows part of cracker. Rose: Say cube, dammit!



March 14, 2018, 5:16 p.m.

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//MBMT Guts round testing Chris: (really loudly) YOU DON'T NEED TO TAKE A DERIVATIVE!

It's a middle school competition, you really shouldn't.

math, mbmt, chris



March 14, 2018, 2:53 p.m.

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// Discussing how batteries work Schafer: Pee in a jar, label it apple juice, set it aside.



Feb. 12, 2018, 2:28 p.m.

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Komo: If you have feelings, you shouldn't be on the Internet.