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Sept. 21, 2023, 8:48 a.m.

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Kirk: I will eat this chicken sandwich if there is less than 1000 grams of mold on it. Kirk: I mean, two pounds is fine, right? You weight lifters know how much two pounds is, not that much. //later Kirk: So, we reach out to Bill Nye... and he dips [my chicken sandwich] in radioactive waste. Kirk: The mold no longer grows. It has a half-life of 6 days. Kirk: The sandwich was a very well-made sandwich. Radioactive waste can't mess it up. A chicken sandwich! //later Kirk: So it would take 20 days for the chicken sandwich to get to 1000g of mold, at which point I am willing to eat it. Student: Wouldn't it be easier to make another chicken sandwich? Kirk: No. It is a good chicken sandwich!

P2 Analysis B. Part 3 of the diffeq word problem from earlier. //mod note: merged with two related quotes, also the sandwich itself is probably <500 g

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Sept. 19, 2023, 12:29 p.m.

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Hammond: what be a pirate’s favorite element? Alex Bidwell: Arrr-gon! Hammond: no! ‘tis an easy question! it be gold! Kirk (normal voice): idiot



Sept. 19, 2023, 12:25 p.m.

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Kirk: mr. Hammond, you haven’t drawn a pink elephant on the board in a while! Hammond (pirate voice): elephants do not be swimming in the briny deep! Hammond: they do be swimming though. Hammond: I have seen it on my travels!



June 12, 2023, 9:13 a.m.

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Kirk: You could remove the yugoslavia part and just make it a math problem. //So True



June 6, 2023, 9:56 a.m.

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Kirk: Just as a recrap Kirk: did I just say re-crap?



May 31, 2023, 3:06 p.m.

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Ostrander: That means everyone in this room is breathing in my armpit molecules

ostrander was standing near the air purifier and commenting how the wind felt nice on his armpits.

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May 31, 2023, 3 p.m.

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Ostrander *whispering to Sahu*: So you make all this shit up and [inaudible]

teacher cursing in class!?!?!? //mod note: Ostrander's not a teacher

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May 31, 2023, 2:50 p.m.

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Kirk: I should get something. Jamie: *i* should get something!?



May 31, 2023, 2:48 p.m.

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//continuation of 11918 Kirk: You've never been sunburnt!? Sahu: I don't think I spent enough time outside [for that to happen].



May 31, 2023, 2:43 p.m.

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Kirk: You know the feeling you get when you get sunburned? Sahu: I think I'm too dark to get sunburned Kirk: I get sunburned very easily Ethan: I wonder why