Kirk: We're gonna go through this pretty quick.
Kirk: It doesn't require too much ... big brain.
Kirk: That's the weirdest thing I've said all day: my computer got crashed by a high-resolution GIF of french fries.
Kirk: I could imagine someone writing an entire calculus course ... as poetry.
Kirk: Log problems *are* evil, but also kinda fun.
// equation of the form log_a (expression) = log_a (other expression)
Student: just chop off the logs
Kirk: You can just chop off the logs. Which is exactly the pun I needed today.
// after finding out pun was not intended
Kirk: The best puns are accidental.
// students send meme links and eventually a rickroll
Kirk: I'm once again clicking on arbitrary links from the chat.
Kirk: This is a dangerous day for me.
Kirk: ... multiply by u
Student: You're gonna multiply by *me*?
Kirk: You can do something with $9. You can go to the candy store.
Kirk: Buy, like, one candy bar. Because candy stores are expensive.
//reading student's message
Kirk: "We're all fractals."
Kirk: That's poetic.
Kirk: I'm gonna draw -- a little box ...
Kirk: Fill it in, with, y'know ... whatever