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#9023

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Feb. 25, 2021, 11:57 a.m.

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Kirk: We're gonna go through this pretty quick. Kirk: It doesn't require too much ... big brain.

#9020

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Feb. 22, 2021, 11:49 a.m.

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Kirk: That's the weirdest thing I've said all day: my computer got crashed by a high-resolution GIF of french fries.

#9008

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Feb. 18, 2021, 11:42 a.m.

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Kirk: I could imagine someone writing an entire calculus course ... as poetry.

#8999

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Feb. 11, 2021, 3:15 p.m.

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Kirk: Log problems *are* evil, but also kinda fun.

#8983

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Feb. 8, 2021, 4:26 p.m.

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// equation of the form log_a (expression) = log_a (other expression) Student: just chop off the logs Kirk: You can just chop off the logs. Which is exactly the pun I needed today. // after finding out pun was not intended Kirk: The best puns are accidental.

#8982

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Feb. 8, 2021, 4:23 p.m.

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// students send meme links and eventually a rickroll Kirk: I'm once again clicking on arbitrary links from the chat. Kirk: This is a dangerous day for me.

#8974

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Feb. 4, 2021, 12:22 p.m.

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Kirk: ... multiply by u Student: You're gonna multiply by *me*?

#8958

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Feb. 1, 2021, 11:45 a.m.

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Kirk: You can do something with $9. You can go to the candy store. Kirk: Buy, like, one candy bar. Because candy stores are expensive.

#8951

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Jan. 28, 2021, 12:24 p.m.

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//reading student's message Kirk: "We're all fractals." Kirk: That's poetic.

#8919

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Jan. 21, 2021, 1:09 p.m.

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Kirk: I'm gonna draw -- a little box ... Kirk: Fill it in, with, y'know ... whatever