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#10840

1313

Sept. 19, 2022, 2:48 p.m.

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//chaotic schwartz anthology, september 19 "It be the Day of Talkin' Like a Pirate!" "The best years be the years when Back to School Night be fallin' on Talk Like a Pirate Day, and your parents'll be much amused by the talkin' o' yer cap'n." "I don't know why Shakespeare gets into my Pirate." "Which we recognise as a symbol on our map! Whether it be MA or T(A), it point to the same treasure!" "I see some disagreement! I see some mutiny among the crew!" "We are pirates, and we care not about upstanding, positive values of k! For if k lies below the waves, it be breakin' our rules." "But I recall, from my youth, as a mere cabin-boy, that this y = mx + b, adding a constant, be a linear function!" "And here we see the true grain of the wood beneath us, and not the grime which covers it!" "As I aim the cannons everywhere I can aim them, I can hit every part of the ship we be aimin' to hit. Nothing is out of the range of my cannons." "You will find [your homework] in a folder the color of the sky and sea in the aft of the ship!" "Any questions about the running and management of the vessel?" "What kind of pirates ye be, taking on extra work ye ought not to do?" "That be work for landlubbers, not for honest pirates like you!" "One could be drawing the timbers that form the hull of our vessel!" "We see that z could be above the waves or down in the depths with Davy Jones!" "This is really an exercise in not talking myself in a corner."

#10821

99

Sept. 15, 2022, 3:06 p.m.

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Schwartz: Mathematicians hate you, so they make up new words so you have to memorize them!

#10810

2222

Sept. 13, 2022, 9:53 p.m.

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// Analysis 2 video on drawing quadrics Schwartz: If you kind of cup your hand like this...that gives you a parabola. Schwartz: You have another, because you have two hands. Schwartz: If you only have one hand, that's okay! Schwartz: Go borrow a hand from someone else.

#10800

1919

Sept. 12, 2022, 2:36 p.m.

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Schwartz: I don't want to give a test on talk like a pirate day! Schwartz: I want to talk like a pirate on talk like a pirate day!

#10785

55

Sept. 9, 2022, 8:35 a.m.

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Schwartz: This lesson will be me telling you guys that you don’t know anything! Schwartz: Hahahaha, suckers!

#10784

46

Sept. 9, 2022, 8:29 a.m.

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Schwartz: This is a question with many answers and I just hope that you are reading my mind.

#10783

55

Sept. 9, 2022, 7:55 a.m.

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// Talking about vector hats Schwartz: If I can remember to mark them for 90 papers, you should be able to do it for your own homework.

#10753

55

Sept. 2, 2022, 9:11 a.m.

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Schwartz: At time t = 3/2, we have destroyed the earth! Schwartz: Hooray!

#10742

04

Aug. 31, 2022, 8:36 a.m.

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Schwartz: I respect that, but you’re crazy!

//mod notes: was someone doing something correctly but very inefficiently?

schwartz, analysis2

#10700

1618

June 15, 2022, 8:17 a.m.

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Schwartz: The analysis 2 book is older than the analysis 2 teacher.