#12155

1212

Sept. 19, 2023, 12:29 p.m.

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Hammond: what be a pirate’s favorite element? Alex Bidwell: Arrr-gon! Hammond: no! ‘tis an easy question! it be gold! Kirk (normal voice): idiot

#12154

44

Sept. 19, 2023, 12:25 p.m.

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Kirk: mr. Hammond, you haven’t drawn a pink elephant on the board in a while! Hammond (pirate voice): elephants do not be swimming in the briny deep! Hammond: they do be swimming though. Hammond: I have seen it on my travels!

#11131

2020

Nov. 10, 2022, 3 p.m.

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//Mr. Lodal is trying to show a video on YouTube, but it's blocked. Lodal: Ok, where can I pirate this?

#10840

1313

Sept. 19, 2022, 2:48 p.m.

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//chaotic schwartz anthology, september 19 "It be the Day of Talkin' Like a Pirate!" "The best years be the years when Back to School Night be fallin' on Talk Like a Pirate Day, and your parents'll be much amused by the talkin' o' yer cap'n." "I don't know why Shakespeare gets into my Pirate." "Which we recognise as a symbol on our map! Whether it be MA or T(A), it point to the same treasure!" "I see some disagreement! I see some mutiny among the crew!" "We are pirates, and we care not about upstanding, positive values of k! For if k lies below the waves, it be breakin' our rules." "But I recall, from my youth, as a mere cabin-boy, that this y = mx + b, adding a constant, be a linear function!" "And here we see the true grain of the wood beneath us, and not the grime which covers it!" "As I aim the cannons everywhere I can aim them, I can hit every part of the ship we be aimin' to hit. Nothing is out of the range of my cannons." "You will find [your homework] in a folder the color of the sky and sea in the aft of the ship!" "Any questions about the running and management of the vessel?" "What kind of pirates ye be, taking on extra work ye ought not to do?" "That be work for landlubbers, not for honest pirates like you!" "One could be drawing the timbers that form the hull of our vessel!" "We see that z could be above the waves or down in the depths with Davy Jones!" "This is really an exercise in not talking myself in a corner."

#10839

2121

Sept. 19, 2022, 2:19 p.m.

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//Schafer visits Kirk Pd. 7 on talk like a pirate day Schafer: What be a pirate's favorite element? Kirk: ARRRR-GON! Schafer: NO!!! Schafer: It's gold!

#10831

1010

Sept. 19, 2022, 8:41 a.m.

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//International Talk Like a Pirate Day, Schwartz is trying to make an example problem. Schwartz: Give me a port! *students shout responses* Baltimore! Schwartz: Give me another port! *students shout responses* Salt Lake City..? Schwartz: We be travelin' from the port of Baltimore to the Great City on the Salt Lake on our airship! Ace: Sorcery! Schwartz: Sorcery, indeed.

#10800

1919

Sept. 12, 2022, 2:36 p.m.

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Schwartz: I don't want to give a test on talk like a pirate day! Schwartz: I want to talk like a pirate on talk like a pirate day!

#8301

2931

Sept. 20, 2019, 11:44 a.m.

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//talk like a pirate day Schwartz: There be a campaign to stop the piracy of music. It be a lost cause.

#8300

4646

Sept. 20, 2019, 11:43 a.m.

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//talk like a pirate day is also back to school night Student: Are you gonna talk like that to the parents, too? Schwartz: I be introducin' myself, then I be stoppin'

#8299

3636

Sept. 20, 2019, 11:42 a.m.

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// talking about low-quality free food Student: But it's free food! Schwartz: Aye, ye ready to go to college