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#13471

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Sept. 27, 2024, 12:35 p.m.

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// In Analysis 2 on a half day Ziyad: *holding on to chips bag with his teeth* Schwartz: ... You know the chips are on the indide of the bag, right? Schwartz: What's in that bag, anyways? Chips? No, popcorn. Ziyad: *shows bag* Schwartz: Starburst wrappers?! Schwartz: Me and my friends used to ball up little Starburst wrappers in school and throw them at each other when they weren't looking. Schwartz: Dumb things kids do.

#12900

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Jan. 26, 2024, 9:13 a.m.

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Student who's working on analysis 2 homework: What's a conservative vector field? Other student: A vector field that hates abortion

//mod note: no, it's one that hates gay marriage, sith it's irrotational and therefore exclusively straight

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#12451

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Nov. 3, 2023, 3:37 p.m.

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Schwartz: Any questions? Schwartz: I don’t know why I’m asking for questions. You shouldn’t have any questions. This isn’t related to class at all.

#11488

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Feb. 1, 2023, 8:54 a.m.

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Schwartz: What do you get when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito? Schwartz: Nothing! You can’t cross a scalar with a vector! Schwartz: You can do anything students, except cross scalars with vectors!

#11360

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Dec. 31, 2022, 2:19 p.m.

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// Analysis 2 video, Dessa(Schwartz's cat) is meowing Schwartz: Cat, you're not dying, you're fine. Schwartz: You don't need food, you got food two and a half hours ago. Schwartz: You'll get it in another hour and a half, go away. *Dessa meows again* // Later Schwartz: Cat, you're fine. Stop trying to bite my ankle for food.

#11272

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Dec. 6, 2022, 8:14 a.m.

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//Students discussing Lagrange multiplier problems. Jerry Song: Problem #7 on the homework is actually pretty trivial. Jerry: Wait, did I even bring my homework today?

#11163

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Nov. 15, 2022, 3:14 p.m.

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//about an erroneous tangent plane equation Schwartz: That's not a plane! Katz: That's a helicopter!

#11122

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Nov. 10, 2022, 8:09 a.m.

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Student: is that even legal? Schwartz: try and stop me! Mwah ahahaha Schwartz: is it legal or not, I don't know.

#11113

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Nov. 5, 2022, 2:16 p.m.

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// Analysis 2 video Schwartz: Grab a curvy thing! Schwartz: Grab a mug, grab a donut! Schwartz: I don't know why I said the same thing twice.

#11083

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Oct. 31, 2022, 3:10 p.m.

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// Finishing a proof Schwartz: Let's name this expression "1" and that expression "2". Schwartz: I really should have named these better, but now we have proven that 1 is equal to 2.