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#11488

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Feb. 1, 2023, 8:54 a.m.

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Schwartz: What do you get when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito? Schwartz: Nothing! You can’t cross a scalar with a vector! Schwartz: You can do anything students, except cross scalars with vectors!

#11360

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Dec. 31, 2022, 2:19 p.m.

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// Analysis 2 video, Dessa(Schwartz's cat) is meowing Schwartz: Cat, you're not dying, you're fine. Schwartz: You don't need food, you got food two and a half hours ago. Schwartz: You'll get it in another hour and a half, go away. *Dessa meows again* // Later Schwartz: Cat, you're fine. Stop trying to bite my ankle for food.

#11272

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Dec. 6, 2022, 8:14 a.m.

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//Students discussing Lagrange multiplier problems. Jerry Song: Problem #7 on the homework is actually pretty trivial. Jerry: Wait, did I even bring my homework today?

#11163

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Nov. 15, 2022, 3:14 p.m.

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//about an erroneous tangent plane equation Schwartz: That's not a plane! Katz: That's a helicopter!

#11122

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Nov. 10, 2022, 8:09 a.m.

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Student: is that even legal? Schwartz: try and stop me! Mwah ahahaha Schwartz: is it legal or not, I don't know.

#11113

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Nov. 5, 2022, 2:16 p.m.

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// Analysis 2 video Schwartz: Grab a curvy thing! Schwartz: Grab a mug, grab a donut! Schwartz: I don't know why I said the same thing twice.

#11083

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Oct. 31, 2022, 3:10 p.m.

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// Finishing a proof Schwartz: Let's name this expression "1" and that expression "2". Schwartz: I really should have named these better, but now we have proven that 1 is equal to 2.

#11082

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Oct. 31, 2022, 2:48 p.m.

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// Differentials Schwartz: I don't want to do 3.972 cubed. Schwartz: I hope you also don't want to do 3.972 cubed. Schwartz: If you do, there is something wrong with you.

#11076

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Oct. 31, 2022, 8:05 a.m.

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//second period is beginning PA: *plays evil male laugh* Sean: The sound of Mr. Schwartz collecing Analysis 2 exams.

#11058

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Oct. 27, 2022, 2:36 p.m.

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Schwartz: Today is a day of no fun at all. Schwartz: We will not be having any fun today!