#1815

2020

April 22, 2010, 8:50 p.m.

⚐ Report

//Schafer lights a bunsen burner with a blowtorch Schafer: Never simply kill that which you can overkill

#1647

2830

March 11, 2010, 10:46 p.m.

⚐ Report

Bosse: Don't bother the student aide about how she graded the questions, she did it out of the kindness of her heart... You can't fire her... You could fire me though.... Except I've been here too long, I'd have to kill one of you or something... It's really hard to get fired.

#1034

55

Dec. 3, 2009, 9:42 p.m.

⚐ Report

//When asked how he burned the edges of his English creative project Joseph: With a lighter...and my foot, for stamping it out when the burning got out of hand. Which was like, every page.

#789

77

Oct. 30, 2009, 7:05 p.m.

⚐ Report

//at GWU math competition Organizer: The final round will be at 3:15, so we should be starting in about *looks at watch* 10 minutes... *fire alarm goes off; lady runs out of a back room* Lady: It's not a drill! Organizer: ...or maybe not.