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#8941

04

Jan. 27, 2021, 10:14 a.m.

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Schafer: A whole lot of *nothing* happens

#8935

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Jan. 26, 2021, 12:27 p.m.

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Schafer: What would it look like if I shot an arrow into my computer screen?! Schafer: I want to do that some days. //later Schafer: But maybe you *upset* somebody on the other side of your computer, and they fire *back*!

#8934

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Jan. 26, 2021, 11:30 a.m.

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Schafer: If you start asking too many questions, you get to the point "I need to understand all of quantum physics to know how a bar magnet works." Schafer: Which is pretty unfortunate.

#8933

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Jan. 26, 2021, 11:27 a.m.

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Schafer: You take two paperclips and see if they'll magnetically attract Schafer: Spoiler alert: they won't

#8923

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Jan. 22, 2021, 11:16 a.m.

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Schafer: And the battery can say, "Yo. I'm a twelve-volt battery. I'm giving you twelve volts!"

#8907

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Jan. 19, 2021, 10:06 a.m.

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Schafer: It would be really weird if when you unplugged your phone charger, the rest of your house went off Schafer: That'd be not ideal

#8906

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Jan. 19, 2021, 10:04 a.m.

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Schafer: It's a physics game, so maybe it's not as cool as Mario Kart Schafer: But it's still a game, so hopefully you'll have fun with it

#8900

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Jan. 15, 2021, 11:21 a.m.

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Schafer: I'm going to go on the assumption that everyone here has flushed a toilet

#8899

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Jan. 15, 2021, 11:20 a.m.

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Schafer: Think of it this way: Earth // weird voice Schafer: EXISTS

#8874

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Jan. 8, 2021, 11:16 a.m.

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Schafer: It's a smaller blob, but it's *still a blob*