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#12179

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Sept. 21, 2023, 9:34 a.m.

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Schafer: I'm going to teach you all the physics that Mr. Ostrander knows. Schafer: It won't take long. *writes F=ma on the board* Schafer: That's it.

#12015

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Aug. 28, 2023, 12:59 p.m.

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Glenn: Even Schafer with the grumpy old man affect is a teddy bear on the inside.

#12000

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June 16, 2023, 8:31 a.m.

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// Jerry Song is playing with a slinky Jerry: Mr. Schafer, is this a wave with particle like properties or a particle with wave like properties? Schafer: Listen, it's 8:30 on the last day of school. I'm not going to answer any questions.

#11997

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June 15, 2023, 1:04 p.m.

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// Quizbowl practice Schafer: So one day I saw Henry Merrill chug 5 chocolate milks, one after the other. Schafer: And I told him "you better not throw up in this classroom". Schafer: So he went outside and then threw up in the hallways. Schafer: Technically, he followed my instructions.

#11985

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June 13, 2023, 8:16 a.m.

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Quantum video: Rumsford married the widow of the man who's theory he just disproved. Schafer: Science!

#11963

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June 8, 2023, 3:30 p.m.

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//showing the derivation of a formula in quantum Schafer: what do we do now? someone: e it up Schafer: YES! I’m glad you called it by the correct name. Andy and Jerry: *confused looks * Schafer: We don’t exponentiate both sides, we e it up! Andy: Must be a Kirk thing. Schafer: No, it’s a me thing! From back when I got to teach math here.

#11948

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June 7, 2023, 8:04 a.m.

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Schafer: If you ever catch Stein on one of his not so grumpy days, ask about his dad's research.

#11932

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June 5, 2023, 7:58 a.m.

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Schafer: Ok, time for an Italian lesson. Schafer: So we know that "ino" means little and in Italy, there is a pasta called linguini. Schafer: "ling" means tongue, so linguini means little tongue. Schafer: Now there are a bunch of other Italian pastas with names referring to body parts, some rather inappropriate.

#11916

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May 31, 2023, 9:11 a.m.

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// Talking about Puzzlepalooza Schafer: The frisbee is always fun. Schafer: What do we call it these days? Bussin?

#11915

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May 31, 2023, 8:24 a.m.

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// Quantum presentation Schafer: Here's a chart. Schafer: Not a chAaaAaArt, just a chart.