#13734

22

March 9, 2026, 10:22 a.m.

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Schafer: Tomorrow. There's some senior assembly tomorrow Debbie: (whispering) Thank God! Schafer: DEBBIE!

#13732

33

March 4, 2026, 4:51 p.m.

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// Schafer is taking apart a capacitor in Math Phys Schafer: So in the capacitor it's like a sandwich Eric: Did someone say sandwich? I'm hungry. Schafer: Hi hungry, I'm Mr. Schafer Schafer: Walked right into that one.

#13714

88

Jan. 18, 2026, 12:08 a.m.

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// rose talking about parabolas "you know why you have big ears? its so that you can hear noise from all around you" //silence "like schafer!"

#13544

424

Feb. 3, 2025, 11:29 a.m.

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Emery: I got this, I got this on skibidi Ohio rizz.

#13473

1616

Sept. 30, 2024, 12:31 p.m.

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Schafer: You're going to dress up as a purple dolphin, this is gonna be great.

#13337

1313

April 25, 2024, 2:29 p.m.

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Sabine: *Looking at pictures of baby monkeys* Schafer: Look at you, looking at pictures of my offspring

#13321

1315

April 18, 2024, 8:42 a.m.

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Will: Mr. Schwartz? Schafer: :/ Will: I'm so sorry Mr. Schafer Schafer: :/ Will: If it makes you feel better, I've already called Schwartz "Schafer". Schafer: That one's acceptable.

#13315

-44

April 17, 2024, 5:47 p.m.

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Schafer: Skyler what’s your favorite food? Skyler: bat soup Schafer: what is bat soup? Skyler: it’s soup, with bats // laughter Schafer: So it’s just soup. With bats. //laughter Skyler: yes it’s soup.

#13295

99

April 15, 2024, 10:16 a.m.

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//Glenn Trivia Glenn: James R. Schafer Saanvi: What does the R stand for? Glenn: Rage.

#13290

99

April 12, 2024, 3:03 p.m.

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Schafer: A few Thursdays from now is take your kids to work day, and at least one of my kids wants to come Dylan: How old are your kids again? Schafer: Don't ask me hard questions