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#13337

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April 25, 2024, 2:29 p.m.

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Sabine: *Looking at pictures of baby monkeys* Schafer: Look at you, looking at pictures of my offspring

#13321

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April 18, 2024, 8:42 a.m.

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Will: Mr. Schwartz? Schafer: :/ Will: I'm so sorry Mr. Schafer Schafer: :/ Will: If it makes you feel better, I've already called Schwartz "Schafer". Schafer: That one's acceptable.

#13315

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April 17, 2024, 5:47 p.m.

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Schafer: Skyler what’s your favorite food? Skyler: bat soup Schafer: what is bat soup? Skyler: it’s soup, with bats // laughter Schafer: So it’s just soup. With bats. //laughter Skyler: yes it’s soup.

#13295

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April 15, 2024, 10:16 a.m.

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//Glenn Trivia Glenn: James R. Schafer Saanvi: What does the R stand for? Glenn: Rage.

#13290

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April 12, 2024, 3:03 p.m.

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Schafer: A few Thursdays from now is take your kids to work day, and at least one of my kids wants to come Dylan: How old are your kids again? Schafer: Don't ask me hard questions

#13247

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April 2, 2024, 12:45 p.m.

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//Reading mod note for 12871 Justin: that's true! Justin: even andy ying admits it! Eric: it was probably david katz

#13122

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Feb. 23, 2024, 11:29 a.m.

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Schafer: What is MOD? Jerry Song: O'Donovan! It's her initials. Jerry: Because O'Donovan is 4 syllables and MOD is one syllable. Schafer: Now you're just wasting my time.

#12967

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Feb. 2, 2024, 1:08 p.m.

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Schafer: Am I the kind of teacher who would deliberately miscalibrate a scale? Class: Yes.

#12960

911

Feb. 1, 2024, 4:02 p.m.

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Schafer: Some textbooks use lowercase Qs. Some textbooks use capital Qs. Schafer: I try to use both, just to confuse you.

#12938

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Jan. 31, 2024, 1:18 p.m.

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*hammond raises hand in the corner* Schafer: Hammond? Hammond: If you use elephants in your problems can we assume they are spherical? Schafer: *deep breath, pause* Schafer: Yes.