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#13122
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⚐ ReportSchafer: What is MOD? Jerry Song: O'Donovan! It's her initials. Jerry: Because O'Donovan is 4 syllables and MOD is one syllable. Schafer: Now you're just wasting my time.
#12967
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⚐ ReportSchafer: Am I the kind of teacher who would deliberately miscalibrate a scale? Class: Yes.
#12960
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⚐ ReportSchafer: Some textbooks use lowercase Qs. Some textbooks use capital Qs. Schafer: I try to use both, just to confuse you.
#12938
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⚐ Report*hammond raises hand in the corner* Schafer: Hammond? Hammond: If you use elephants in your problems can we assume they are spherical? Schafer: *deep breath, pause* Schafer: Yes.
#12937
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⚐ Report//Innovation, Video of student interviewing Prange plays Sky: That looks like Schafer but off Wish!
#12930
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⚐ ReportJorgensen: Did you guys learn about earthquakes? //Class shakes head Jorgensen: I gotta talk to Lodal about this //Later Jorgensen: Do you guys know of the Vomit Comet? //Class shakes head Jorgensen: I gotta talk to Schafer about this Jorgensen: Just kidding
#12921
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⚐ ReportSchafer: Alexei will be here many mornings, as an assistant for this class. Schafer: If I'm not here -- which will happen sometimes -- he's been in this class before, so he should be able to answer your questions Schafer: Assuming he remembers the content. If he doesn't, that's fine ... he'll make it up.
#12838
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⚐ ReportRose: this is the kind of thing that will piss off Schafer, but this is America, so we are measuring sound in feet per second
#12802
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⚐ Report//Schafer giving us a harder problem "It's time to cook" "You gotta be cooking for this one"