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⚐ ReportBosse: This is one of the times I am glad I did not teach you bio. Bosse: Because I would cry if I knew that I taught you and 2 years later you guys don't remember anything.
#13245
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⚐ ReportBosse: Teachers are like students! Bosse: Sometimes we don't wait until the last minute to do things.
#13227
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⚐ ReportBosse: We're going to look at great tits! Bosse: And then we will see how human selection has influenced the population of great tits.
#13203
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⚐ ReportBosse: Yina, don't go to sleep, we need you for the mating game! // Later Bosse: Pretend these two guys are mating. // Bosse: Sorry you guys will have to wait to mate. // Bosse: I'm playing mating music because you have to randomly mate.
#13186
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⚐ ReportGlenn: A little quiz is a quizzy Glenn: But I'm not gonna say that for test. James: are you a child James: so immature // later Glenn: It's so funny because if you ever have Bosse she'll say that with a straight face Glenn: as if she doesn't know what she's saying but she's a biology [inaudible] Glenn: and it's funny to watch student's faces
#13155
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⚐ Report// Nobody in class can recognize what an amino acid is Bosse: Oh my god. Bosse: Why are they paying me so much money? Bosse: It's a waste of money!
#13154
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⚐ ReportBosse: I keep asking "do you remember from biology" but you guys don't remember. Bosse: That's what I'm here for.
#13150
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⚐ ReportBosse: What are the 3 main types of bacteria? Andy: Spherical, spiral, and rod-shaped. Bosse: Where did you learn that from? Andy: Campbell Biology. Bosse: I hate Campbell Biology! I think the author has passed. Andy: He died 20 years ago. Bosse: Gah! That's a new chapter of the "bad things that I say to my class". Bosse: Do they still do Blairbash?
#13133
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⚐ ReportBosse: Take a look at all of the guys in the room. Bosse: They all look pretty good. Bosse: But guys only have 1 X chromosome!