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Nov. 13, 2023, 9:44 a.m.

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Cole: someone asked me last year if apple cider was called that because you have to kill the apple to make cider.

#8736

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Nov. 12, 2020, 1:42 p.m.

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Blake: What are cats known for? Student: Being evil monsters that want to kill you in your sleep.

#4562

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Sept. 3, 2013, 7:24 p.m.

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Rose: So say there's been someone stealing your orange juice. And you know it's Fred, or that guy, or that other guy. So you kill them off one by one... Wait, that example doesn't actually work like it was supposed to.

#2115

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Sept. 15, 2010, 10:31 p.m.

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//Talking about James Watt Abby: He killed a lot of horses and took the average.

#2040

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Sept. 2, 2010, 10:32 a.m.

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Mr. Boettcher: Did you just kill something over there? Cy: Yeah. Boettcher: Was it big or small? Cy: Small. Boettcher: Flying thing or crawling thing? Cy: Flying thing. Boettcher: That's not too bad.

#2038

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Sept. 1, 2010, 8:35 p.m.

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Pham: There's a manual to kill people, you know that?

#1647

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March 11, 2010, 10:46 p.m.

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Bosse: Don't bother the student aide about how she graded the questions, she did it out of the kindness of her heart... You can't fire her... You could fire me though.... Except I've been here too long, I'd have to kill one of you or something... It's really hard to get fired.

#1602

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March 6, 2010, 2:05 p.m.

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// Rose trips on several backpacks Rose: Trying to kill me, huh? Student: How did you know? Rose: It's alright. It's alright.