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#9549
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⚐ ReportGabaree: Supply chain. No pens yet. Gabaree: You guys use that excuse at home yet? You should. Gabaree: Your parents will probably laugh. They'll think you're reading the paper, that you're hip to all that stuff, and then you'll go back up to your room, turn on your phone and keep social distancing.
#9547
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⚐ ReportGabaree: Imagine you have a cookie jar, and everyone in the family eats a couple at a time. So the cookie supply is slowly getting depleted. Gabaree: Then let's say somebody, let's say your brother, takes a bunch of cookies from the cookie jar and eats all at once. Gabaree: Now the cookies aren't gonna get made again for a while because your brother will just take them and eat them all, and your brother's ruined it for everyone. Gabaree: I should stop. I actually have some trauma over that. I must've triggered something there.
#9483
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⚐ Reportanagha: if my daughter wanted to be christian, i would let her. karen: you're so … progressive
#9479
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⚐ ReportGabaree: I need more pens but I don't have any because of the supply chain issues! Gabaree: You can just blame everything on the supply chain. Gabaree: Why were you late to school? Supply chain. Gabaree: Why'd you fail your test? Oh, you know, supply chain.
#9423
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⚐ Report//telling us how he made a mistake on the answer key Gabaree: At least it's not like I dated Taylor Swift and kept the scarf.
#9339
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⚐ ReportGabaree: Here’s another easy way to think about liberals and conservatives: someone had to milk a cow for the first time.
#9320
610
⚐ Report// Random discussion about food Gabaree: You don't like olives? Student: I just don't like them, they're too black. Wait that sounds wrong.
#9318
-113
⚐ Report// Talking about polling Gabaree: So which one is the most expensive? Student: The cell, because you have to buy the cell phone.
#9302
48
⚐ Report// Political efficacy Gabaree: Maybe it's because men are dumber. Gabaree: Let's not get into stereotypes tho.
#9301
1010
⚐ Report// Gabaree talking about voting and politics Gabaree: So I got my absentee ballot. Gabaree: And like many of you guys, I waited until the last minute to fill it out.