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⚐ ReportJames Attis: milk is not natural! James: you have to touch a cow in weird places to get it
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⚐ Report//Justin makes loud sucking noises Justin: Sorry I have to suck out all of the milk. Justin: I have retained some instincts from when I was a child. But I was never a child. I sprung from the womb as a ninth grader
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⚐ ReportStudent: What is milk? Roark: You do not want to have that conversation with me Roark: But let's do it. Let's go down that rabbit hole
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⚐ ReportStephen: Clouds are just white liquid. Luke: You wanna know what else is a white liquid? Stephen: Milk.
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⚐ ReportGabaree: Here’s another easy way to think about liberals and conservatives: someone had to milk a cow for the first time.
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⚐ ReportStreet: That's a great perspective on [Student]'s camera: he always looks very tall and imposing. Student: I'm sorry; I drank way too much milk as a child.
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⚐ Report//After explaining a scenario where Schafer and his wife are drinking coffee and milk at breakfast respectively Schafer: So I take my coffee and, because we're so mature, I put a teaspoon of coffee in her milk and go *makes :P face and rude noise* Schafer: Then, my wife takes a teaspoon of her tainted milk and puts it in my coffee. Student: That's ALL she does? Pierce: Yes, because she's a woman. ... They're above that.