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March 1, 2024, 12:09 p.m.

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Hart: Guys I'm leaving to get milk, I'll be right back.

She did come back with the milk

milk, hart



Oct. 4, 2023, 11:18 a.m.

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//Justin makes loud sucking noises Justin: Sorry I have to suck out all of the milk. Justin: I have retained some instincts from when I was a child. But I was never a child. I sprung from the womb as a ninth grader

No further context //mod note: cf 12166?

milk, justin



Oct. 19, 2022, 10:12 a.m.

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Student: What is milk? Roark: You do not want to have that conversation with me Roark: But let's do it. Let's go down that rabbit hole



April 21, 2022, 11:48 a.m.

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Stephen: Clouds are just white liquid. Luke: You wanna know what else is a white liquid? Stephen: Milk.



Nov. 11, 2021, 11:35 p.m.

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Gabaree: Here’s another easy way to think about liberals and conservatives: someone had to milk a cow for the first time.



Jan. 26, 2021, 12:30 p.m.

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Street: That's a great perspective on [Student]'s camera: he always looks very tall and imposing. Student: I'm sorry; I drank way too much milk as a child.



Feb. 24, 2011, 10:56 p.m.

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//After explaining a scenario where Schafer and his wife are drinking coffee and milk at breakfast respectively Schafer: So I take my coffee and, because we're so mature, I put a teaspoon of coffee in her milk and go *makes :P face and rude noise* Schafer: Then, my wife takes a teaspoon of her tainted milk and puts it in my coffee. Student: That's ALL she does? Pierce: Yes, because she's a woman. ... They're above that.