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#13222

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March 20, 2024, 1:34 p.m.

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Delaney: You can’t please people, Jeremy!

#13221

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March 20, 2024, 1:34 p.m.

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Delaney: You’re dragging your big, hot, sweaty…

#13116

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Feb. 22, 2024, 12:08 p.m.

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Delaney: If I cut myself no one cares Delaney: If I or Mr. Lodal cuts ourselves no one cares. //later Delaney: If I cut myself it's my fault Delaney: If you cut yourself it's my fault Delaney: so i might as well be bleeding

#13018

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Feb. 9, 2024, 10:21 a.m.

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Delaney: As someone who used to look at applications, I'm not going to sit down and read through 2 and a half pages of life story. Nikhita, groaning: But they're interesting!

#12859

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Jan. 18, 2024, 7:54 a.m.

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//Story about his grandfather Delaney: My grandfather accidentally cut the tendons in his hand with a chainsaw. Delaney: And my grandma obviously got really mad, saying something like “This really is one of the dumbest things you’ve done.” Delaney: She also told him to go to physical therapy. Delaney: He did, and I don’t see why he was so opposed to it. Going to PT for 6 weeks and getting to talk to all the pretty young ladies.

#12858

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Jan. 18, 2024, 7:54 a.m.

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Delaney: When you get older, your hair gets thinner and grayer. Delaney: My hair hasn’t gotten thinner yet.

#12853

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Jan. 18, 2024, 7:52 a.m.

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// Delaney is back after being gone for a couple days Ace: You know the saying “An apple a day keeps the doctor away?” Ace: I wonder if that also applies to Delaney. Delaney: My profile is listed as “Dr. Delaney, MD” because I live in Maryland. Delaney: One time I got a job offer as an anesthesiologist in Texas, with a starting salary of $550,000. Delaney: I really wanted to say “I’ll need at least 1 million before I move to Texas”.

#12850

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Jan. 18, 2024, 7:50 a.m.

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Delaney: The outbred mice group simulates humans a bit better, because we are not inbred. Delaney: I am not inbred, and I hope you guys are also not inbred.

#12849

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Jan. 18, 2024, 7:49 a.m.

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Delaney: So I would do harem breeding for the mice, where I would put 1 male mouse with 4 female mice. Delaney: I would turn the lights off and then come back the next day and I see that the male mouse is in the corner and all *huff huff huff*.

#12673

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Dec. 6, 2023, 10:12 a.m.

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Delaney: What's it called when men can't get an erection? Student: Erectile dysfunction? Delaney: No, like the medication you take. Student: Oh, viagra? Delaney: Right, viagra!