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#12133
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⚐ ReportDelaney: Like a bad divorce, the electrons spend most of their time around oxygen. Delaney: They can come visit hydrogen on the weekends.
#12106
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⚐ Report// Bosse SRP is going to Delaney's room Jerry Song: Oh hey it's Delaney, let's follow him. *Delaney walks into the bathroom* Jerry: Nevermind then.
#12058
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⚐ Report// Sean comes into immuno late Delaney: We will be modelling the immune system with legos. Delaney: They need your help, especially this one *gestures to Jerry Song*. Delaney: He is absolutely enamored with the wheels. Andy: It's his manifestation of his deprivation of Hot Wheels as a child.
#12043
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⚐ ReportDelaney: If you have unruly children, you can give them a Benadryl. Delaney: I didn't say that out loud.
#12042
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⚐ ReportDelaney: What color is your blood? Sudhish: Blue? *Delaney gives him a blank stare* Sudhish: Green?
#12041
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⚐ Report// Delaney explaining cell differentiation Delaney: So once you are differentiated, it is quite hard to change your path unless something dramatic happens. Delaney(significantly quieter): Such as leaving academia and deciding to teach instead.
#12020
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⚐ Report// Dr. Delaney talking about how he accidentally injected himself with mouse bone marrow Delaney: So now I am allergic to mice but I can also smell mice from far away. Sudhish: So you're mouse man!
#12013
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⚐ Report// Immunology Delaney: Your body is full of holes. Delaney: You have eye holes, ear holes, nose holes, mouth holes, and more.
#12012
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⚐ Report// Immunology, playing video about procrastination Delaney: Try lying to yourself, it worked for me.