#12133

55

Sept. 15, 2023, 2:18 p.m.

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Delaney: Like a bad divorce, the electrons spend most of their time around oxygen. Delaney: They can come visit hydrogen on the weekends.

#12132

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Sept. 15, 2023, 12:46 p.m.

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Ari: yeah, but it's the *stupid* kind of goatee.

#12106

66

Sept. 12, 2023, 2:54 p.m.

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// Bosse SRP is going to Delaney's room Jerry Song: Oh hey it's Delaney, let's follow him. *Delaney walks into the bathroom* Jerry: Nevermind then.

#12058

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Sept. 6, 2023, 10:10 a.m.

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// Sean comes into immuno late Delaney: We will be modelling the immune system with legos. Delaney: They need your help, especially this one *gestures to Jerry Song*. Delaney: He is absolutely enamored with the wheels. Andy: It's his manifestation of his deprivation of Hot Wheels as a child.

#12043

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Sept. 1, 2023, 10:33 a.m.

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Delaney: If you have unruly children, you can give them a Benadryl. Delaney: I didn't say that out loud.

#12042

55

Sept. 1, 2023, 10:28 a.m.

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Delaney: What color is your blood? Sudhish: Blue? *Delaney gives him a blank stare* Sudhish: Green?

#12041

55

Sept. 1, 2023, 9:43 a.m.

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// Delaney explaining cell differentiation Delaney: So once you are differentiated, it is quite hard to change your path unless something dramatic happens. Delaney(significantly quieter): Such as leaving academia and deciding to teach instead.

#12020

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Aug. 30, 2023, 10:42 a.m.

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// Dr. Delaney talking about how he accidentally injected himself with mouse bone marrow Delaney: So now I am allergic to mice but I can also smell mice from far away. Sudhish: So you're mouse man!

#12013

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Aug. 28, 2023, 10:36 a.m.

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// Immunology Delaney: Your body is full of holes. Delaney: You have eye holes, ear holes, nose holes, mouth holes, and more.

#12012

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Aug. 28, 2023, 10:34 a.m.

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// Immunology, playing video about procrastination Delaney: Try lying to yourself, it worked for me.