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Dec. 1, 2022, 3:20 p.m.

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Delaney: There would just be this guy with a meat cannon, and he would go *blop blop blop blop blop*



Nov. 3, 2022, 3:52 p.m.

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// Diego is visiting cellphys; Delaney stares him down as he walks out Solomon: What if he wants to learn? Delaney: Then he’s in the wrong class.



Oct. 17, 2022, 9:24 p.m.

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Delaney: If you think about reproduction- Delaney: That's a dangerous way to start a sentence.



Oct. 14, 2022, 9:39 p.m.

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Solomon: Dr. Delaney, what body system is the bladder in? Delaney: You mean the renal system? That would be the kidneys, bladder, urethra... other parts after that... Nicole: Toilet? Delaney: I'm not sure about that one.



Oct. 6, 2022, 12:34 p.m.

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Solomon: Does that speak volumes or surface areas?



Oct. 6, 2022, 12:32 p.m.

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Colby: I’m a one-issue voter, and that issue is execution.



Sept. 13, 2022, 2:46 p.m.

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Delaney: My son got off the bus yesterday and was upset and confused Delaney: Turns out one of his classmates showed him [redacted] *Class is in shock* Delaney: Like I'm at the point where I as a parent have to deal with this now Delaney: But of all things, why furries?



Sept. 9, 2022, 6:49 p.m.

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Nicole: My birth chart has four cancers in it. Nicole: I guess that makes my mom a carcinogen.



Sept. 7, 2022, 12:30 p.m.

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Delaney: The cube is pink, which means that it's basic. Delaney: But once we add acid...



Sept. 1, 2022, 12:42 p.m.

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Dr. Delaney: There is emotional damage associated with this story. Just letting you know.