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⚐ Reportjeremy: dr delaney? delaney: no jeremy: do you like to move it move it? delaney: no amanda: BOOOOOOOOO!!
#13271
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⚐ ReportDelaney: I'm not interested in chasing down teenagers at 2 in the morning after they're comingling.
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⚐ ReportDelaney: If I cut myself no one cares Delaney: If I or Mr. Lodal cuts ourselves no one cares. //later Delaney: If I cut myself it's my fault Delaney: If you cut yourself it's my fault Delaney: so i might as well be bleeding
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⚐ ReportDelaney: As someone who used to look at applications, I'm not going to sit down and read through 2 and a half pages of life story. Nikhita, groaning: But they're interesting!
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⚐ Report//Story about his grandfather Delaney: My grandfather accidentally cut the tendons in his hand with a chainsaw. Delaney: And my grandma obviously got really mad, saying something like “This really is one of the dumbest things you’ve done.” Delaney: She also told him to go to physical therapy. Delaney: He did, and I don’t see why he was so opposed to it. Going to PT for 6 weeks and getting to talk to all the pretty young ladies.
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⚐ ReportDelaney: When you get older, your hair gets thinner and grayer. Delaney: My hair hasn’t gotten thinner yet.
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⚐ Report// Delaney is back after being gone for a couple days Ace: You know the saying “An apple a day keeps the doctor away?” Ace: I wonder if that also applies to Delaney. Delaney: My profile is listed as “Dr. Delaney, MD” because I live in Maryland. Delaney: One time I got a job offer as an anesthesiologist in Texas, with a starting salary of $550,000. Delaney: I really wanted to say “I’ll need at least 1 million before I move to Texas”.
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⚐ ReportDelaney: The outbred mice group simulates humans a bit better, because we are not inbred. Delaney: I am not inbred, and I hope you guys are also not inbred.