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#1238
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⚐ ReportStudents: It's Dr. Simel's birthday today! Mr. Freeman: Well I guess that debunks my theory that she was not born but hatched.
#1227
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⚐ Report// Ms. Simel is talking about how she was grading papers and had to run out to get something (chocolate?) I wasn't really paying attention Student: They have some on the 4th floor, you should've gone there Simel: REALLY? where on the fourth floor?! //class laughs Simel: Oh. (laughs) this better not go on blairbash.
#1074
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⚐ Report//Dr. Simel's phone rings Simel (answers): Hey, I'm in class, but I have a quick question: Is bringing shot glasses to Hanukkah too inappropriate? //listens for a bit Simel: What! So the drinking theme is out for this year?
#1032
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⚐ Report//Dr. Simel showing a powerpoint on the Promethean board Simel: So, for this slide, even though you can't see the pictures, I kept it to show off my powerpoint skills. Doesn't it look professional?!
#1031
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⚐ ReportSimel: Hey, can you guys in the back see? Back row: Um...yeah. Simel: Oh good. I wouldn't be able to see...my dog ate my glasses.
#1030
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⚐ Report//A slide from Dr. Simel's powerpoint... "Write the following 5 times, followed by a smiley face (smiley face not optional)."
#1029
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⚐ Report//Dr. Simel explaining integrated quotes... *Ms. Wilde leaves* Simel: So you integrate the quotes by...HIIII MS. WIIIIILDE!!! Class: o_o Simel: I didn't get to say hi to her today!
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⚐ Report//Dr. Simel, explaining how to find accented syllables. Simel: Ok, imagine you're drunk. Class: ... Simel: Well, not you, but someone over 21. So you're hot and drunk and slurring your words, and you go "COOooo-gen'" And that's how you find the accented syllable.