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#7799

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Dec. 10, 2018, 12:27 p.m.

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//ADSA Pd. 6 //It's Cheikh's actual birthday Gonzalez: Because El Salvador has a messed up government, my dad has both an actual and a legal birthday. I look like a bad son whenever I fill out paperwork because I have to ask what his birthday is, so I have to know both birthdays. My dad's is January...I don't remember.

#5919

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May 3, 2016, 2:42 p.m.

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// Mr. Pham's birthday Pham (holding up a bag of sour cream and onion cheese puffs): This my birthday cake.

#3079

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March 14, 2011, 10:56 a.m.

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Rose: Man, so your parents held hands and said nice things to each other like exactly 9 months before pi day, so that their kid could have a mathematically interesting birthday.

#2707

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Dec. 21, 2010, 7:25 p.m.

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Hammond: (walks in) Today is a very important day! (general class murmuring) Schafer: Oh, 12-21? like the Pascal-- Hammond: No, it's my birthday! It's the most important day of the year! You forgot?!?!

#1238

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Dec. 20, 2009, 11:16 p.m.

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Students: It's Dr. Simel's birthday today! Mr. Freeman: Well I guess that debunks my theory that she was not born but hatched.