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⚐ Report//Playing an icebreaker game where a ball with prompts on it is thrown around; Nikhil’s prompt is “favorite decade” Nikhil: Favorite decade… definitely the 2000s Sabine: Were you even alive in the 2000s? Nikhil: Yes, for ten days
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⚐ ReportJerry Lu: Happy birthday Reed! *pause* Jerry: That just exhausted my entire social battery today.
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⚐ ReportKian: how did [Meghna's mom] know my birthday? Meghna: it's because she's weirdly obsessed with smart people Lodal: that is really weird
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: Dessa's birthday is on the same date as my brother's. So every year, I call my brother, and I say: Schwartz: "Justin, it's a very special day today. It's Dessa's birthday!" Schwartz: He has a friend with the same birthday as me, so every year, on my birthday, he calls me, and says: Schwartz: "Jeremy, it's a very special day today. It's [friend's name]'s birthday!"
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⚐ Report//ADSA Pd. 6 //It's Cheikh's actual birthday Gonzalez: Because El Salvador has a messed up government, my dad has both an actual and a legal birthday. I look like a bad son whenever I fill out paperwork because I have to ask what his birthday is, so I have to know both birthdays. My dad's is January...I don't remember.
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⚐ Report// Mr. Pham's birthday Pham (holding up a bag of sour cream and onion cheese puffs): This my birthday cake.
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⚐ ReportRose: Man, so your parents held hands and said nice things to each other like exactly 9 months before pi day, so that their kid could have a mathematically interesting birthday.
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⚐ ReportHammond: (walks in) Today is a very important day! (general class murmuring) Schafer: Oh, 12-21? like the Pascal-- Hammond: No, it's my birthday! It's the most important day of the year! You forgot?!?!
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⚐ ReportStudents: It's Dr. Simel's birthday today! Mr. Freeman: Well I guess that debunks my theory that she was not born but hatched.