#8978

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Feb. 5, 2021, 1:38 p.m.

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Lodal: Can we acknowledge, for just a second -- how much of a waste mowing the lawn is? //few statements later Lodal: I think lawns are bad, and you shouldn't have a lawn.

#8977

1818

Feb. 5, 2021, 1:37 p.m.

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// on stealing images for lessons Lodal: That makes me a bad person. I recognise that.

#8966

3333

Feb. 2, 2021, 10:02 a.m.

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Lodal: I have a Google Form where I ask for some information from you, so I can sell the data to large hedge funds.

#8945

3333

Jan. 27, 2021, 1:48 p.m.

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Lodal, to his cat: Hey! Get out of the trash! Lodal: Seriously! Every day, he just goes straight for the trash.

#8938

1618

Jan. 26, 2021, 1:53 p.m.

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Lodal: Did you know we have a vice principal whose name is actually Dirk? Lodal: Don't know why I felt the need to share that.

#8917

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Jan. 21, 2021, 11:16 a.m.

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Lodal: I have a go fund me to build a stone wall. You should all contribute to it, because I will spend that money responsibly and totally not just buy more cats. //later Lodal: I totally feel we should have a fake fight about this.

#8916

4444

Jan. 21, 2021, 10:30 a.m.

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//adv ess Lodal: my daughter's been taking this three hour math test in 3rd grade. 3rd grade! And this is the second day in a row! It's like Rose, but in 3rd grade!

#8913

2222

Jan. 20, 2021, 9:48 a.m.

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//half day Lodal: today is the day to be a minute late. No, five minutes late. No, thirty minutes—well, you should probably be twenty nine minutes late. That way your teacher has to count you as present.

#8903

48

Jan. 15, 2021, 2:27 p.m.

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// in a disagreement about whether Lodal was wearing a jacket or not Lodal: Are you disagreeing with me, [Student]? Because if you are, I'm about to kick you out of class, buddy.

#8891

1818

Jan. 13, 2021, 1:53 p.m.

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Lodal: silence, scrub