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#8966
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⚐ ReportLodal: I have a Google Form where I ask for some information from you, so I can sell the data to large hedge funds.
#8945
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⚐ ReportLodal, to his cat: Hey! Get out of the trash! Lodal: Seriously! Every day, he just goes straight for the trash.
#8938
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⚐ ReportLodal: Did you know we have a vice principal whose name is actually Dirk? Lodal: Don't know why I felt the need to share that.
#8917
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⚐ ReportLodal: I have a go fund me to build a stone wall. You should all contribute to it, because I will spend that money responsibly and totally not just buy more cats. //later Lodal: I totally feel we should have a fake fight about this.
#8916
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⚐ Report//adv ess Lodal: my daughter's been taking this three hour math test in 3rd grade. 3rd grade! And this is the second day in a row! It's like Rose, but in 3rd grade!
#8913
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⚐ Report//half day Lodal: today is the day to be a minute late. No, five minutes late. No, thirty minutes—well, you should probably be twenty nine minutes late. That way your teacher has to count you as present.
#8903
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⚐ Report// in a disagreement about whether Lodal was wearing a jacket or not Lodal: Are you disagreeing with me, [Student]? Because if you are, I'm about to kick you out of class, buddy.
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⚐ Report// making a tier list of chex mix Lodal, holding up a rye chip (S+ tier): It's SUPER tasty, even though I know it's killing me slowly. Or not so slowly. Lodal: *pops it in his mouth*
#8868
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⚐ ReportLodal: I wish that there were notifications for zoom stats. Like I'd get a popup saying "You let 1000 people into your zoom class!"