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#8917

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Jan. 21, 2021, 11:16 a.m.

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Lodal: I have a go fund me to build a stone wall. You should all contribute to it, because I will spend that money responsibly and totally not just buy more cats. //later Lodal: I totally feel we should have a fake fight about this.

#8868

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Jan. 7, 2021, 10:31 a.m.

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Lodal: I wish that there were notifications for zoom stats. Like I'd get a popup saying "You let 1000 people into your zoom class!"

#8837

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Dec. 17, 2020, 11:04 a.m.

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Lodal: If you need help as to how to skip those tolls, let me know and I will give you instructions. Also, there are some good liquor stores there, so that's another reason.

#8822

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Dec. 14, 2020, 11:18 a.m.

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//chaotic lodal anthology, dec 14th "So today we're going to have an innovation period, because innovation period sucks." "I have no fear of old people. Nope. Not at all. None." "I just texted my boss that the profanity filter on Zoom chat does not work." "Corrosive means you get damage bonuses against armored targets." "So Mr Ostrander is taking my question from earlier seriously, and is now asking which students need to be disciplined. Oops." "Do you know anything about Detroit? Well, it maybe wasn't a good idea." "I don't really want to just say 'chemistry,' but yeah, chemistry." "Yeah, class is over, but if you want to stay for a few minutes and listen to me complain about technology, go ahead." "I hate using the school computers, because other teachers didn't get the social message of 'headphones are in, don't talk to me' and kept tapping me on the shoulder, so I was like 'no' and spent a bunch of money on an ipad."

#8805

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Dec. 10, 2020, 11:12 a.m.

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//chaotic lodal anthology, december 10th "is my slapping the desk too loud?" *proceeds to slap desk repeatedly* "my kids are watching Adventure Time, and I think I found my spirit character. It's this guy named Magic Man, and he spends all his time just messing with people." "if you think groundwater is boring... You're probably right. Yeah, I don't think I'm going to change your mind today." "the ground does taste pretty good." "I should probably have removed the watermark just out of spite." "eating dirt probably does bolster your immune system. Not that I'm suggesting doing that." "I'm so excited for you guys to be putting out papers in the future that are just full of disinformation you've learned in this class." "Otherwise, you start drinking poop water." "My sister lives way out in the middle of nowhere Vermont, because it's as far away from our parents as she can get." "We're going to have a kahoot later that will confound and confuse all of these terms." "Well, what exactly does it mean to abuse?" "This is another reason not to move to the midwest, by the ways. Like you needed another one." "Do you know anybody from Montana? Do they make their own clothes there?" "This slide is in here to make fun of a kid in my class last year who was always asleep."

#8804

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Dec. 10, 2020, 10:38 a.m.

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Lodal: You know, I haven't had my internet drop in any of my classes this year. Lillian: You just jinxed it! Lodal: But is it a jinx if I want it to happen?

#8750

2020

Nov. 16, 2020, 10:46 a.m.

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//talking about hurricanes vs cyclones vs typhoons Bracklinn: if it hits a Spanish speaking country, it's a jurricane.

#8749

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Nov. 16, 2020, 10:38 a.m.

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//adv ess Lodal: *talking about how mature the class is and how good their presentations are* the zoom chat: BRACKLINN IS EATING A TOMATO LIKE AN APPLE

#8728

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Nov. 11, 2020, 10:22 a.m.

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Lodal: I want to rebel against it and destroy the system, but I have no power to do that, so instead I just whine about it.

about the schedule when monday is a day off

lodal, adv ess

#8679

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Oct. 22, 2020, 10:26 a.m.

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//adv ess Lodal: I once had a friend who told me that he didn't find xkcd funny. We are no longer friends.