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#12487
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⚐ Report// Lodal is eating a type of snack called jacks Lodal: I don’t know why they’re called Jacks Jack: I don’t know why I’m called Jack either
#12386
1111
⚐ ReportLodal: (talking about sea surface temperature) I didn’t know what this acronym meant so I googled it and got some complicated thermodynamics thing Lodal: and I was like ‘yeah that checks out’ so I put it on the slides Lodal: and then a student raised their hand and was like ‘isn’t that just sea surface temperature?’ and it went on blairbash and everything Lodal: it was really embarrassing
#12219
1212
⚐ ReportLodal: Emotionally priceless but economically worthless. That's what children are.
#8917
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⚐ ReportLodal: I have a go fund me to build a stone wall. You should all contribute to it, because I will spend that money responsibly and totally not just buy more cats. //later Lodal: I totally feel we should have a fake fight about this.
#8868
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⚐ ReportLodal: I wish that there were notifications for zoom stats. Like I'd get a popup saying "You let 1000 people into your zoom class!"
#8837
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⚐ ReportLodal: If you need help as to how to skip those tolls, let me know and I will give you instructions. Also, there are some good liquor stores there, so that's another reason.
#8822
1818
⚐ Report//chaotic lodal anthology, dec 14th "So today we're going to have an innovation period, because innovation period sucks." "I have no fear of old people. Nope. Not at all. None." "I just texted my boss that the profanity filter on Zoom chat does not work." "Corrosive means you get damage bonuses against armored targets." "So Mr Ostrander is taking my question from earlier seriously, and is now asking which students need to be disciplined. Oops." "Do you know anything about Detroit? Well, it maybe wasn't a good idea." "I don't really want to just say 'chemistry,' but yeah, chemistry." "Yeah, class is over, but if you want to stay for a few minutes and listen to me complain about technology, go ahead." "I hate using the school computers, because other teachers didn't get the social message of 'headphones are in, don't talk to me' and kept tapping me on the shoulder, so I was like 'no' and spent a bunch of money on an ipad."
#8805
2022
⚐ Report//chaotic lodal anthology, december 10th "is my slapping the desk too loud?" *proceeds to slap desk repeatedly* "my kids are watching Adventure Time, and I think I found my spirit character. It's this guy named Magic Man, and he spends all his time just messing with people." "if you think groundwater is boring... You're probably right. Yeah, I don't think I'm going to change your mind today." "the ground does taste pretty good." "I should probably have removed the watermark just out of spite." "eating dirt probably does bolster your immune system. Not that I'm suggesting doing that." "I'm so excited for you guys to be putting out papers in the future that are just full of disinformation you've learned in this class." "Otherwise, you start drinking poop water." "My sister lives way out in the middle of nowhere Vermont, because it's as far away from our parents as she can get." "We're going to have a kahoot later that will confound and confuse all of these terms." "Well, what exactly does it mean to abuse?" "This is another reason not to move to the midwest, by the ways. Like you needed another one." "Do you know anybody from Montana? Do they make their own clothes there?" "This slide is in here to make fun of a kid in my class last year who was always asleep."
#8804
2121
⚐ ReportLodal: You know, I haven't had my internet drop in any of my classes this year. Lillian: You just jinxed it! Lodal: But is it a jinx if I want it to happen?