#8825

1214

Dec. 14, 2020, 2:53 p.m.

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Schulman: why is your activation key for Microsoft word expired? Schwartz: probably because I stole it in the first place.

#8356

3838

Oct. 20, 2019, 12:12 p.m.

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//Pd 6 Multivar Mr Schwartz: *Draws a map of the United States* Students: *thunderous applause* Mr Schwartz: You guys are weird.

#7944

3840

Feb. 14, 2019, 1:09 p.m.

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//On Divergence Theorem, Schwartz has drawn a goldfish-esque surface on the whiteboard Schwartz: The surface that smiles back?

#7883

2022

Jan. 24, 2019, 7:23 p.m.

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//Schwartz's Multivar BFT. A map of Middle-Earth is drawn on the board. Schwartz: As you take the exam, we will be keeping track of the ring as it makes its way from the Shire to the Cracks of Doom. //later Schwartz: The ring is now at the Elven stronghold, Lorien. Take a break, and maybe eat some lembas. //later Schwartz: The ringbearer is now at the desolate wasteland known as the Plateau of Gorgoroth. You have about 6 minutes left, plus the usual 2 minute grace period. //later Schwartz: The ring has now fallen in to Mount Doom! Our journey has come to an end. But wait! There are eagles flying toward you! 2.5 minutes remaining.

#5819

99

Feb. 19, 2016, 9:16 p.m.

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//Multivar, Schwatz demonstrating flux by holding a purple hula hoop above his head. Erin: It's like a giant halo for Jesus.

#5325

1414

Dec. 17, 2014, 12:10 p.m.

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Schwartz: So the last component doesn't depend on u. You don't matter... Oh wait, u doesn't matter