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May 28, 2022, 7:56 p.m.

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Leela’s dad: They can do multivariate calculus but can’t add.



Feb. 11, 2022, 12:12 p.m.

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Schwartz: *Going over our multivar exam and notices someone wrote "I love trig sub on the board"* Schwartz: ... What? I love trig sub? What degenerate wrote this. There's something wrong with that person.



Feb. 10, 2022, 2:58 p.m.

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Schwartz: Let's work with the other side and see if it works out more neatly... Or neater... I need ibuprofen.



Nov. 23, 2021, 7:58 p.m.

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//Santi comes to class drinking from big mcdonalds soda cup that may or may not have been purchased off campus at lunch Schwartz: I hope you brought that from home this morning. Santi: I found it on the floor. Schwartz: Okay, good- wait. No.



Feb. 18, 2021, 2:37 p.m.

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//multivar Noam: Don't forget your vector hats when you type F in the chat



Feb. 15, 2021, 10:46 p.m.

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//multivar recorded lecture Schwartz: End of problem, end of purple marker.



Feb. 1, 2021, 1:49 p.m.

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//multivar Schulman: Don't tell Duval I called her Nyarlathotep.



Jan. 21, 2021, 2:53 p.m.

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//multivar breakout room 7 with katie, schulman, bracklinn, raymond, and claire //schwartz enters the room to find raymond is trying to hang a tape measure on the bridge of his glasses Schwartz: I see that everyone in this room really has their nose to the grindstone. //same breakout room a little while later, after schwartz has left Bracklinn: ugh, I've forgotten how to do center of mass calculations... ughahkrshkjaEIHEIEEIIEIEEE //a few seconds of silence Schulman: did you deliberately do something to your internet so your voice did that? Bracklinn: that was not my internet.



Jan. 11, 2021, 1:49 p.m.

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//4th multivar Schwartz: Once you've got your setup, you just do some arithmetic. And by that, I mean multivariable calculus.



Dec. 14, 2020, 2:53 p.m.

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Schulman: why is your activation key for Microsoft word expired? Schwartz: probably because I stole it in the first place.