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Feb. 18, 2021, 2:37 p.m.

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//multivar Noam: Don't forget your vector hats when you type F in the chat



Feb. 15, 2021, 10:46 p.m.

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//multivar recorded lecture Schwartz: End of problem, end of purple marker.



Feb. 1, 2021, 1:49 p.m.

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//multivar Schulman: Don't tell Duval I called her Nyarlathotep.



Jan. 21, 2021, 2:53 p.m.

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//multivar breakout room 7 with katie, schulman, bracklinn, raymond, and claire //schwartz enters the room to find raymond is trying to hang a tape measure on the bridge of his glasses Schwartz: I see that everyone in this room really has their nose to the grindstone. //same breakout room a little while later, after schwartz has left Bracklinn: ugh, I've forgotten how to do center of mass calculations... ughahkrshkjaEIHEIEEIIEIEEE //a few seconds of silence Schulman: did you deliberately do something to your internet so your voice did that? Bracklinn: that was not my internet.



Jan. 11, 2021, 1:49 p.m.

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//4th multivar Schwartz: Once you've got your setup, you just do some arithmetic. And by that, I mean multivariable calculus.



Dec. 14, 2020, 2:53 p.m.

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Schulman: why is your activation key for Microsoft word expired? Schwartz: probably because I stole it in the first place.



Oct. 20, 2019, 12:12 p.m.

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//Pd 6 Multivar Mr Schwartz: *Draws a map of the United States* Students: *thunderous applause* Mr Schwartz: You guys are weird.



Feb. 14, 2019, 1:09 p.m.

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//On Divergence Theorem, Schwartz has drawn a goldfish-esque surface on the whiteboard Schwartz: The surface that smiles back?



Jan. 24, 2019, 7:23 p.m.

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//Schwartz's Multivar BFT. A map of Middle-Earth is drawn on the board. Schwartz: As you take the exam, we will be keeping track of the ring as it makes its way from the Shire to the Cracks of Doom. //later Schwartz: The ring is now at the Elven stronghold, Lorien. Take a break, and maybe eat some lembas. //later Schwartz: The ringbearer is now at the desolate wasteland known as the Plateau of Gorgoroth. You have about 6 minutes left, plus the usual 2 minute grace period. //later Schwartz: The ring has now fallen in to Mount Doom! Our journey has come to an end. But wait! There are eagles flying toward you! 2.5 minutes remaining.



Feb. 19, 2016, 9:16 p.m.

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//Multivar, Schwatz demonstrating flux by holding a purple hula hoop above his head. Erin: It's like a giant halo for Jesus.