Leela’s dad: They can do multivariate calculus but can’t add.
Schwartz: *Going over our multivar exam and notices someone wrote "I love trig sub on the board"* Schwartz: ... What? I love trig sub? What degenerate wrote this. There's something wrong with that person.
Schwartz: Let's work with the other side and see if it works out more neatly... Or neater... I need ibuprofen.
//Santi comes to class drinking from big mcdonalds soda cup that may or may not have been purchased off campus at lunch Schwartz: I hope you brought that from home this morning. Santi: I found it on the floor. Schwartz: Okay, good- wait. No.
//multivar Noam: Don't forget your vector hats when you type F in the chat
//multivar recorded lecture Schwartz: End of problem, end of purple marker.
//multivar Schulman: Don't tell Duval I called her Nyarlathotep.
//multivar breakout room 7 with katie, schulman, bracklinn, raymond, and claire //schwartz enters the room to find raymond is trying to hang a tape measure on the bridge of his glasses Schwartz: I see that everyone in this room really has their nose to the grindstone. //same breakout room a little while later, after schwartz has left Bracklinn: ugh, I've forgotten how to do center of mass calculations... ughahkrshkjaEIHEIEEIIEIEEE //a few seconds of silence Schulman: did you deliberately do something to your internet so your voice did that? Bracklinn: that was not my internet.
//4th multivar Schwartz: Once you've got your setup, you just do some arithmetic. And by that, I mean multivariable calculus.
Schulman: why is your activation key for Microsoft word expired? Schwartz: probably because I stole it in the first place.