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Feb. 26, 2021, 6:21 p.m.

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Schulman: Stop quoting orwell and go to the doctor



Feb. 1, 2021, 1:49 p.m.

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//multivar Schulman: Don't tell Duval I called her Nyarlathotep.



Jan. 26, 2021, 2:10 p.m.

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Schulman: It wouldn't be a Rose class without him dunking on co-hosts.



Jan. 21, 2021, 2:53 p.m.

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//multivar breakout room 7 with katie, schulman, bracklinn, raymond, and claire //schwartz enters the room to find raymond is trying to hang a tape measure on the bridge of his glasses Schwartz: I see that everyone in this room really has their nose to the grindstone. //same breakout room a little while later, after schwartz has left Bracklinn: ugh, I've forgotten how to do center of mass calculations... ughahkrshkjaEIHEIEEIIEIEEE //a few seconds of silence Schulman: did you deliberately do something to your internet so your voice did that? Bracklinn: that was not my internet.



Jan. 12, 2021, 3:18 p.m.

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//post-logic hangout/lecture with rose Schulman: Ascetics are no fun.



Jan. 5, 2021, 1:51 p.m.

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Schulman: You win some you lose some Rose: I seem to lose a lot of some



Dec. 14, 2020, 2:53 p.m.

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Schulman: why is your activation key for Microsoft word expired? Schwartz: probably because I stole it in the first place.



Dec. 4, 2020, 4:21 p.m.

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Schulman: The Aztecs are green. They're just fucking green, man.



Aug. 29, 2020, 11:31 p.m.

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Charlotte: Senioritis for magnets is only doing the work you’re interested in and nothing for other classes Sam: No, magnet senioritis is you get into several ivies and can't be assed anymore Sam: It's like normal senioritis but worse because of all the prior overachievement



Nov. 26, 2019, 11:27 p.m.

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//back from college for thanksgiving, talking about Blair teachers //Mr Moose Elijah: They really broke the mold when they made that guy. He’s a prototype, bro. They never put that model into mass production.