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June 10, 2021, 9:08 p.m.

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Denby (to Max): Oh yeah you had spaghetti code //turns to Sam Denby: This man wrote absolute noodles



June 6, 2021, 11:44 p.m.

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Carlos: Sam you’re really making me crave the midnight sausage



June 6, 2021, 11:02 p.m.

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Max: New Olympic event… Sam: 100-yard loogie



May 6, 2021, 1:40 p.m.

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Schwartz, talking about Eigenpalooza: Seniors, at some point, you have to decide that you're going to either do it or just not do it. Schulman: I didn't even realize that was an option Schulman (in chat): That's like you go to ask somebody out and expect a yes or a no and they're just like "I have diarrhea" and you're like "I didn't even realize that was a possible outcome here" Bracklinn: I haven't seen the audio and chat of a zoom call diverge this much since I ate a tomato in earth science



Feb. 26, 2021, 6:21 p.m.

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Schulman: Stop quoting orwell and go to the doctor



Feb. 1, 2021, 1:49 p.m.

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//multivar Schulman: Don't tell Duval I called her Nyarlathotep.



Jan. 26, 2021, 2:10 p.m.

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Schulman: It wouldn't be a Rose class without him dunking on co-hosts.



Jan. 21, 2021, 2:53 p.m.

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//multivar breakout room 7 with katie, schulman, bracklinn, raymond, and claire //schwartz enters the room to find raymond is trying to hang a tape measure on the bridge of his glasses Schwartz: I see that everyone in this room really has their nose to the grindstone. //same breakout room a little while later, after schwartz has left Bracklinn: ugh, I've forgotten how to do center of mass calculations... ughahkrshkjaEIHEIEEIIEIEEE //a few seconds of silence Schulman: did you deliberately do something to your internet so your voice did that? Bracklinn: that was not my internet.



Jan. 12, 2021, 3:18 p.m.

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//post-logic hangout/lecture with rose Schulman: Ascetics are no fun.



Dec. 14, 2020, 2:53 p.m.

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Schulman: why is your activation key for Microsoft word expired? Schwartz: probably because I stole it in the first place.