#12030

1616

Aug. 31, 2023, 10:24 a.m.

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Smolen: "I cut open a brain named Tim and ate it... Yunyi, come out."

#12029

1515

Aug. 31, 2023, 9:39 a.m.

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Smolen: "This will be a death to the match! ...I mean, a match to the death!" Ricky: "Why not slapboxing?" Smolen: "No, no. That is Week 2 material."

#12018

2222

Aug. 29, 2023, 12:16 p.m.

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Smolen: We will now be exploring each other. *Super awkward silence* Smolen: Wow that sounded really weird.

#12002

99

June 16, 2023, 3:04 p.m.

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Smolen: Don't skip leg day! Body proportions are important.

#11949

911

June 7, 2023, 10:04 a.m.

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// Technical difficulties with the computer Smolen: I have too many tabs open. Smolen: My computer is like a representation of my brain.

#11917

1717

May 31, 2023, 9:59 a.m.

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Smolen: In the middle school I used to work at, the kids found a way to hide their vapes in the ceiling tiles. Smolen: The security was literally in the ceilings.

#11907

1416

May 30, 2023, 8:37 a.m.

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Smolen: Ohio could literally sink into the ground and no one would care

#11893

1818

May 24, 2023, 10:42 a.m.

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Smolen: I feel so appreciated by my government. Pay me more!

#11852

1515

May 17, 2023, 2:21 p.m.

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Smolen: "Dream big! Steal the Mona Lisa!"

#11844

1212

May 16, 2023, 1:23 p.m.

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Smolen: See what happens when you play with the vigorous energy of hate in your heart? You play so well!