#11852

88

May 17, 2023, 2:21 p.m.

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Smolen: "Dream big! Steal the Mona Lisa!"

#11844

77

May 16, 2023, 1:23 p.m.

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Smolen: See what happens when you play with the vigorous energy of hate in your heart? You play so well!

#11837

1414

May 15, 2023, 1:16 p.m.

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Smolen: If you guys play this really well I might hit the griddy.

#11643

88

March 7, 2023, 9:50 a.m.

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Smolen: They said there was a crescendo there and I say bite me.

#11638

1212

March 6, 2023, 9:30 a.m.

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Smolen: These are your last moments of passion with your elementary lover.

#11623

1616

March 1, 2023, 12:38 p.m.

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Smolen: Have you guys never heard of twerk for Tchaikovsky?

#11622

1313

March 1, 2023, 10:13 a.m.

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Smolen: Bring a light backpack, not the 5 ton backpack magnet kids like to drag around.

#11574

68

Feb. 15, 2023, 10:39 a.m.

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Smolen: All you have to do is be a jerk and super critical.

#11543

1212

Feb. 9, 2023, 3:13 p.m.

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Smolen: The brass players get valve oil all over the cello chairs, and the stains smell. Kaden: One time I saw a white stain on the chairs.

#11471

1616

Jan. 26, 2023, 11:15 a.m.

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Smolen: Ricky, one day you'll end up with a pencil in your esophagus.