#13250

77

April 2, 2024, 3:15 p.m.

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Smolen: You need to stop breathing.

#13131

88

Feb. 27, 2024, 4:53 p.m.

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Smolen: "...Skibidi."

#12818

77

Jan. 4, 2024, 11:55 a.m.

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Smolen: "Hannah may I check if there's something wrong with your nut?" //Class starts giggling. Smolen: "I see we are back in middle school."

#12627

99

Dec. 1, 2023, 10:03 a.m.

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Woodward: i'm hearing you talk about anything but biology! starbucks, orchestra... Anuva: andrew you're a red flag bruh Leul: that's what i'm saying!

#12585

1111

Nov. 28, 2023, 11:47 a.m.

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Shriyan: "I got a manual." Smolen (confused): "...You bought a person named Emmanuel?" //After clarifications that they were talking about cars, Smolen diverges into a story about his brother driving a car at 3 years old. Summary: She was poking around her dad's workshop, saw the car pulling out of the driveway, and panicked. The car ended up crashing into a power generator (?) and her parents got angry at her. Smolen: "...and he was laughing the whole time!" Andy: "Me for real."

#12544

1515

Nov. 17, 2023, 11:31 a.m.

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//P4 Phil Orch. We are playing pieces from The Wizard of Oz, and Smolen wanted us to be more joyous when the witch was killed. Smolen: "Imagine there's a person taxing you... and that person dies! Dun, dun, dada da dun..." //A few moments later Smolen: "Or, imagine Schwartz-- Schwartz gives a lot of homework, right? Well, imagine he just said no analysis homework for the rest of the year!"

#12541

77

Nov. 16, 2023, 9:34 p.m.

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Smolen: "This note needs more of that Spanish flair! There needs to be blood on the ground!" Smolen: "Don't worry, Strathmore will clean it up."

#12489

1111

Nov. 9, 2023, 11:08 a.m.

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Smolen: "Remember, a number only has as much value as you give it!" Smolen: "Next time you have a math test, keep that in mind. Let's go from 104." Student: "...118?"

#12406

1111

Oct. 26, 2023, 6:51 p.m.

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Smolen: “So seconds, what’s the punishment if the firsts trod over you guys?” Hannah Y: “We… throw them into a fire!” Smolen: “Yes! Cook the s’mores!“

#12359

99

Oct. 19, 2023, 5:21 p.m.

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Smolen talking about being present in the music, how that sets musicians apart “This is not like an elementary school concert! We are in high school!” “You can’t play like elementary schoolers anymore!” *Turns to look at second violin section* “Seconds…..”