#12214

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Sept. 28, 2023, 10:54 a.m.

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Diego: How much nose cartilage would you have to damage to pull someone's brain out? Diego: I'm asking for no particular reason.

#12030

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Aug. 31, 2023, 10:24 a.m.

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Smolen: "I cut open a brain named Tim and ate it... Yunyi, come out."

#11934

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June 5, 2023, 1:40 p.m.

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Ryan: You look like my brain-cells going cannibalistic because they're running out of sleep.

#9927

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Feb. 7, 2022, 4:18 p.m.

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Alex: Imagine having as big a brain as Michael. Michael: Alex, are you okay? Is there anything in your personal life we need to talk about? Alex: No, I'm good. I'm just fantasising about having a brain as big as yours. //Michael puts up hood nervously Michael: I feel oddly uncomfortable.

#9072

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March 26, 2021, 10:06 a.m.

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Lodal: I know that in two years, you will remember every single thing you learned here, because that's how minds work!

#9023

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Feb. 25, 2021, 11:57 a.m.

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Kirk: We're gonna go through this pretty quick. Kirk: It doesn't require too much ... big brain.

#8054

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March 27, 2019, 11:59 p.m.

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//during 6th period Analysis A *A brain falls on a student's desk from nowhere* Student: ....? *looks around room for source* Rose: Did that come from the ceiling? Student: *confused and unsure* "I think?..." Rose: Ok, don't worry about it

#4382

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Jan. 9, 2013, 12:15 p.m.

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//Talking about misspelling the name Brian as Brain Termini: One time I had a student whose name was "Brain".  His parents spelled his name wrong on his birth certificate and decided to just go with it.

#2332

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Oct. 8, 2010, 5:56 p.m.

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Mrs. Smrek: So the amygdala controls aggression and fear. What? Brendan: Would amputating the amygdala- Smrek: NO! What is it with you and amputating?

#2296

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Oct. 6, 2010, 4:58 p.m.

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Brendan: So if you amputated the brainstem, would that cure fear? Mrs. Smrek: Yes, but it would also mean your heart stops and you die. //Later Brendan: What if you cut off the brainstem but left the medula there, would that get rid of phobias?