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#13225

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March 21, 2024, 9:12 a.m.

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Smolen: Bollywood had enough people to cast the Montagues and Catapults. Smolen: I've been so traumatized by Shakespeare that I will never say their names correctly.

#13175

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March 11, 2024, 9:16 a.m.

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Smolen: The other day I was with my sister waiting in line to get boba. Smolen: And there were so many 10-year-olds that were unattended and none of their parents were nearby. Smolen: Like child, I could snatch you.

#13131

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Feb. 27, 2024, 4:53 p.m.

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Smolen: "...Skibidi."

P4 Phil Orch. Smolen was explaining the sound balance of an orchestra, and claimed that it just slipped off her tongue.

orchestra, smolen

#13066

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Feb. 15, 2024, 9:47 a.m.

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Dylan: Ms. Smolen, did you just assume that I was single? Dylan: Well you are absolutely right!

#12890

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Jan. 24, 2024, 10:43 a.m.

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//Pd 3 symphonic //Smolen talking about how the violin string is a diving board Smolen: You don’t want to jump off the board and just flop like a 3 year old Dylan: Are you calling me a 3 year old?! Smolen: Blairbash that

#12835

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Jan. 5, 2024, 11:54 p.m.

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Smolen: that's how you pick up a person!

#12818

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Jan. 4, 2024, 11:55 a.m.

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Smolen: "Hannah may I check if there's something wrong with your nut?" //Class starts giggling. Smolen: "I see we are back in middle school."

#12781

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Dec. 20, 2023, 10:15 a.m.

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Andrew Zhao: I always skip leg day. Smolen: Never skip leg day! Leg day is the best day.

#12675

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Dec. 6, 2023, 10:53 a.m.

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Smolen: "Fen... Fan... Fent... Fenta... Can't take it if you can't spell it!" Smolen: "...Fanta! Fanta voting. Let's call it a day."

P4 Phil Orch. Innovation lesson where we were asked to rank fentanyl awareness videos, Smolen was trying to make an announcement with the voting link.

smolen

#12585

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Nov. 28, 2023, 11:47 a.m.

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Shriyan: "I got a manual." Smolen (confused): "...You bought a person named Emmanuel?" //After clarifications that they were talking about cars, Smolen diverges into a story about his brother driving a car at 3 years old. Summary: She was poking around her dad's workshop, saw the car pulling out of the driveway, and panicked. The car ended up crashing into a power generator (?) and her parents got angry at her. Smolen: "...and he was laughing the whole time!" Andy: "Me for real."