#11682

11

March 15, 2023, 9:52 a.m.

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// half day all period day Smolen: Teachers are quitting left and right. Why not bring down the whole school system?

#11661

88

March 10, 2023, 9:38 a.m.

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Smolen: I am not altruistic. Take everything I say with a grain of salt.

#11649

77

March 8, 2023, 10:43 a.m.

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Smolen: What is a tradition I can do for seniors every year? Kaden: Boxing match!

#11644

77

March 7, 2023, 11:18 a.m.

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Smolen: College is hard to get into. Smolen: Silly bastards stealing our money!

#11643

66

March 7, 2023, 9:50 a.m.

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Smolen: They said there was a crescendo there and I say bite me.

#11638

99

March 6, 2023, 9:30 a.m.

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Smolen: These are your last moments of passion with your elementary lover.

#11623

1111

March 1, 2023, 12:38 p.m.

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Smolen: Have you guys never heard of twerk for Tchaikovsky?

#11622

1111

March 1, 2023, 10:13 a.m.

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Smolen: Bring a light backpack, not the 5 ton backpack magnet kids like to drag around.

#11574

46

Feb. 15, 2023, 10:39 a.m.

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Smolen: All you have to do is be a jerk and super critical.

#11543

1010

Feb. 9, 2023, 3:13 p.m.

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Smolen: The brass players get valve oil all over the cello chairs, and the stains smell. Kaden: One time I saw a white stain on the chairs.