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#3209

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April 10, 2011, 6:56 p.m.

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Stein: It used to be, Ms. Dyas taught Analysis 1B with me. But she wouldn't teach the root test. So I made a deal. I'd teach fluid force, and she'd teach the root test. And now she's gone, and I don't teach fluid force.

#3208

88

April 10, 2011, 6:54 p.m.

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Stein: All the parents are mad at Mr. Rose. I try to protect him.

#3207

55

April 9, 2011, 10:28 a.m.

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Stein: Your first time...didn't it feel good?

#3206

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April 9, 2011, 8:02 a.m.

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Stein: Someone needs to pick up the clothes over here by the hose! Evan: Clothes before hose!

#3192

22

April 5, 2011, 8:21 p.m.

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Stein: It seems to me that there are two types of convergence, HHHNNRRURGH converging and weasel converging. This one converges... Student: LIKE A MAN! Stein: Yes, exactly.

"HHHNNRRURGH" is an attempt at translating a fierce grunting sound into letters.

stein

#3191

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April 5, 2011, 6:43 a.m.

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Stein: Some people think AC stands for Alternating Current or Air Conditioning, but really, at the International Registry of Acronyms, it stands for Alternating Series.

we are beginning to think this International Registry of Acronyms is made up

stein

#3190

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April 5, 2011, 6:42 a.m.

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Stein: Now we're going to do a proof by dance.

#3162

88

March 28, 2011, 9:15 p.m.

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Stein: There are a lot of things that won't help you solve this problem, for example- barbecue sauce!

Stein being Stein...about some student who would always do extra work, so he'd write "barbecue sauce!" on her paper.

stein

#3154

55

March 27, 2011, 2:53 p.m.

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Stein: But guess what? You can pee on that xylophone!

#3147

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March 25, 2011, 8:41 a.m.

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//during Sports Stat, repeated every two or three minutes for the entire class Stein: ME LIKE HOCKEY!!!!!