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#9541

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Dec. 7, 2021, 5:21 p.m.

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//chaotic roberts anthology, december 7 "Pickles and olives are in the same category, right?" "I love pickles. I think pickles are dope." "I like to see the far left. That's cool. At least no one's on the far right." "You're in treble if you picked 'treble bass'. Oh, Ms. Roberts, these jokes are falling flat today." "Alright, how're we doing? Are we Building-a-Bear? Or a chord progression?"

#9538

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Dec. 7, 2021, 1:50 p.m.

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Roberts: you want to wave your, what is this called? Everyone: WRIST

#9507

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Dec. 3, 2021, 12:43 p.m.

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//orchestra not keeping time and Roberts using baton as a metronome on the stand Roberts: You guys have to learn to follow each other and not the small stick I'm beating with my right hand.

#9480

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Dec. 2, 2021, 12:29 p.m.

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// Last minute rehearsal before concert Roberts: I did not sleep very early last night. Class: When did you go to bed? Roberts: Uh...11:30? *Entire class breaks down in hysterical laughter*

#9430

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Nov. 25, 2021, 9:18 p.m.

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// Every Orchestra class Roberts: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

#9408

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Nov. 19, 2021, 1:57 p.m.

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Roberts: Yes, it's thicker, it's longer.. Roberts: It's big!

#9375

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Nov. 16, 2021, 10:51 a.m.

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Roberts: This one’s real thick, you want it? Roberts: It’s real long too, has multiple movements. Roberts: It looks really hard too!

#9374

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Nov. 16, 2021, 9:53 a.m.

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Roberts: Well you see, I failed the ruler unit in elementary school.

#9373

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Nov. 16, 2021, 9:37 a.m.

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Roberts: As you know, we don’t have a life. Roberts: One day we were just dropped here.

#9309

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Nov. 10, 2021, 11 a.m.

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Roberts: What is it that you guys say? Roberts: We’re all gucci? *entire class groans*