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Nov. 2, 2022, 12:05 p.m.

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Schwartz: When I was in college, taking maths classes past the introductory ones ... Schwartz: I had classes starting really early in the morning -- like 11 AM -- Schwartz: And to stay awake, I would take a book, and not read the book and ignore the lecture, ... Schwartz: but whenever I started falling asleep, I'd read a couple sentences, which would be enough of a contrast with what was happening in class that I'd jolt awake. Andy(as he is throwing away the snacks he just ate): I eat in all my classes. Schwartz: Maybe don't do that in a lab class, where there are chemicals and stuff. Andy: Well, not during a lab, but in those classrooms, sure.



April 26, 2022, 5:40 p.m.

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//Schwartz about to call on student, who appears to be asleep Schwartz: Also asleep ... *looks around on the floor* I need something to throw. *looks back at student* Oh, you're awake.



April 21, 2022, 4:16 p.m.

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Cirincione: There are two new things about me. Cirincione: I have new shoes -- that look the same as my old shoes, so you probably didn't notice anything. Cirincione: And I have new eyebags, because I've been getting less sleep.



March 4, 2022, 4:11 p.m.

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//Roberts talks about her stress and exhaustion Hui: You can take a nap. Roberts: But I'm teaching you guys! Hui: We can also take naps. //later Hui: I can teach the class. Roberts: I'm sure you guys are all great teachers.



Dec. 8, 2021, 1:34 p.m.

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// right before the practice SRP presentation Sam: just so you guys know, I'm running on 2 hours of sleep, one for each brain cell, so you already know this presentation's gonna be crap



Dec. 2, 2021, 12:29 p.m.

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// Last minute rehearsal before concert Roberts: I did not sleep very early last night. Class: When did you go to bed? Roberts: Uh...11:30? *Entire class breaks down in hysterical laughter*



Oct. 6, 2021, 5:11 p.m.

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// about PSAT Schwartz: Yeah, don't prepare. Just show up and sleep.



Oct. 6, 2021, 5:09 p.m.

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Schwartz: No one ever believes me, and I get it.



Nov. 12, 2018, 1:10 p.m.

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Rose: So I haven't slept the past two days ... Rose: My hands are shaking so much I can't write on the board ... Rose: Kevin was the only person who actually did this proof all the way. Anson: So you're saying Kevin did the proof on the left to set up the equivalent proof on the right? Rose: Wait how did you know Kevin did this, did you talk with him after the test?



Oct. 24, 2017, 1:59 p.m.

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Whitacre: Why are you guys so tired? It's only Tuesday! Whitacre: Get your 10 hours of the doctors recommend! Joseph: You mean 10 hours a week?