#13623

79

Sept. 2, 2025, 11:15 a.m.

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Chaotic Rose Anthology 29.08.2025: "The more packets you get, the more your teachers love you. ... It's just like Christmas!" "I'm not sure what [my wife] does all day, but they pay her loads of money, so it's probably evil. That's typically how that works." "The Second Amendment says you can just run around with a machine gun or whatever." "Let's talk about him because he's not here." "Nate's been to school and his brain has been corrupted." "Aww, my first sleeper of 2025-26."

#13277

88

April 9, 2024, 9:36 a.m.

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Jeffery Ji: It says we can't bring a boombox so can we bring a boombox? Jorgensen: not if your apartment thing is near mine Jorgensen: cuz I sleep.

#13255

99

April 3, 2024, 3:14 p.m.

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Glenn: Do you go to bed at a reasonable time that Ostrander would be proud of? Glenn: Or like 3 am?

#12959

1010

Feb. 1, 2024, 2:59 p.m.

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Rose: You all are so sleepy Rose (in softer voice): Sleepy sleepy little babies

#12636

68

Dec. 4, 2023, 8:51 a.m.

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Daphne: magnet people don't sleep Grace: that's not true. don't perpetuate stereotypes

#12601

66

Nov. 29, 2023, 8:15 a.m.

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Stein: Is Evan sleeping over there? Evan Wang: No. *Evan immediately puts his head back on his desk to sleep*

#12583

59

Nov. 28, 2023, 9:15 a.m.

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Losekamp: Why do we sleep? Diego: To give me a break from life.

#12478

2121

Nov. 8, 2023, 11:21 a.m.

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Jason Yao: Why do you wake up?

#12171

77

Sept. 20, 2023, 5:24 p.m.

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//Innovation lesson on screen time Hart: Of course, it'll be harder to fall asleep if you've been looking at screens for three hours to do Orgo homework.

#12149

1016

Sept. 19, 2023, 9:30 a.m.

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Leul: [sleeping with flight attendants] is something that Yongle would do. Yongle: i mean if they're hot...