#5679

-11

Dec. 3, 2015, 4:24 p.m.

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Roberts: You just got to the top of Blue Ridge Mountain! You need to be like, //Pretends to step to the summit of a mountain Roberts: DUHHH, DUH DUH DUH! DUH, DUH, DOHHH!

#5634

1620

Nov. 11, 2015, 5:11 p.m.

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Roberts: Grazioso. To be played gracefully. How can you have grace? Ryan: Be Steven Qu.

#5608

15

Oct. 29, 2015, 10:20 p.m.

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//Ms. Roberts imitating how we play our instruments Roberts: EERUUOOOOOUUUAAURREHGH...UOOEERRGGGHHHHORUEGH... (puts hand to throat) Excuse me.

#5576

1315

Oct. 9, 2015, 10:53 p.m.

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\\Roberts complaining about our singing abilities Roberts: I'm sure none of you were born knowing how to play a stringed instrument. Ryan Tse: No, Ryan Cho was born holding a violin.

#4393

26

Jan. 12, 2013, 9:52 a.m.

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Roberts: So take out your pencils and mark up your music! That's why pencils were invented, to mark up music! Billy: THAT'S why pencils were invented?!

#4350

44

Dec. 12, 2012, 3:45 p.m.

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//Listening to results from jazz band festival Roberts: So, this adjudicator is our favorite... Mr. Butts. //Class laughs Travis: What'd he give us? Roberts: A one. Berlin: Was Mr. Butts on crack?

#4133

1313

May 9, 2012, 9:04 a.m.

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// Emma is sitting in Ms. Roberts's chair Ms. Roberts: Hey, Ms. Roberts. How's it going? Emma: Nerdy. Roberts: Oh, I see how it is.

#4078

66

April 12, 2012, 1:40 p.m.

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//Talking about trombones Roberts: 5th position is the worst position ever made Patrick Shan: That's what s- Roberts: For trombones.

#3803

39

Nov. 28, 2011, 9:40 a.m.

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Roberts: So I call those attractive notes "magnetic tones"  because they're attractive! //Julian bursts out laughing Roberts: I just, you know, I WANT those notes. Emma (aside): She's horny for those notes.

#3748

1313

Nov. 5, 2011, 12:27 p.m.

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//Roberts was explaining the solo transcription project in jazz band; Templin was a substitute for Mr. Clark and he was jamming on trombone with honors jazz Allison: I have a relevant question. Roberts: What is it? Allison: Can I just play the Born to Run solo by Bruce Springsteen? Roberts: No. That's not jazz. It's rock. Allison: Well, the blues are like a brother to jazz, and you know that blues had a baby and they called it rock and roll... so I think that it should count. Templin: Yeah, well it was an illegitimate child.