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June 17, 2022, 3:43 p.m.

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// roberts hands out bags to put over keyboards roberts: gotta bag 'em all! katz: pokebag: pokemon, but you put them in bags. student: that's just kidnapping.



May 24, 2022, 9:48 a.m.

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// Tuning Roberts: Quietly from the tip. Roberts: The other tip!



May 9, 2022, 4:22 p.m.

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Roberts: Children! Come get your wipes! Katz: What about the seniors, who might not be children? Roberts: Seems to me like the seniors are more children than the rest of you.

in a very grade-mixed class //mod note: see also "CHILDREN, CHILDREN" (slaps desk repeatedly)

children, roberts, seniors



May 6, 2022, 10:13 a.m.

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// Concert orch Roberts: Can we celebrate the fact that the violas are playing in tune?



April 26, 2022, 9:34 a.m.

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// Pd. 1 Symphonic Orchestra. Ms. Roberts is talking about vibrato. Ms. Roberts: "Width is how far you vibrate." *Class whispers to one another about amplitude.* Ms. Roberts: "Sure, the 'amplitude' of your vibrato. I don't know, I'm not a science person." // Later Ms. Roberts: "Alright, let's test it out. Experiment! I love science!"



April 6, 2022, 5:48 p.m.

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Roberts: High school is fun. Except when it's not fun. Deep, right?



April 4, 2022, 4:44 p.m.

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//using "sus" for "suspended" Roberts: This is music theory. I get that it's also this Among Us thing. Student: I don't know, Ms. Roberts. You sound kinda sus.



April 1, 2022, 9:19 a.m.

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Roberts: I don’t know why John Kim has been giving beans to everyone. Stephen Chen: I guess he’s bean doing it recently.



March 24, 2022, 1:41 p.m.

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Roberts: Now, if we go back and look at my poo -- this is gonna sound really weird -- it's really thick.

no context needed //mod note: cross stitch patterns

poop, roberts



March 18, 2022, 4:21 p.m.

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//class is silent and distracted again Roberts: Sometimes, I feel like it's just me and this pole right here. *taps floor-to-ceiling pole* Roberts: Good ol' trusty pole. Pole always listens to me, don't you, pole?