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#7867
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⚐ Report//Pd 2 sloe sophomore bio Sloe: So in hypertonic solution, the cell becomes all skinny like a hyperactive person... 6 different people at once: NOAM AVIV Sloe: well you all know who I'm talking about. Because I don't. //later Sloe: You gotta know'em to know Noam
#7860
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⚐ Report//pd 2 sloe Sloe: What the hell is Febreeze anyways? //later Sloe: Instead of smelling like sulfur, it smells like sulfur AND Febreeze.
#7851
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⚐ Report//pd 2 bio Sloe: I've signed this form, so if you go to Howard Medical School and I'm roadkill, I'll be on the table
#7826
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⚐ ReportSloe: Can you explain a few things to us? They're all confused. Ostrander: They're tenth graders, they should all be confused --- Sloe: Are we hiring more security guards? Ostrander: No. Ostrander: Why would we need them? Our students are all well behaved...
#7825
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⚐ ReportSloe: I want there to be an open lunch so that students can go get Starbucks for me.
#7771
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⚐ Report//Sloe pd 2 Sloe: Gather around, everyone! I will be Little Bo Peep and you will be my lambs! Student: Little Bo Peep lost all her sheep though Another student: you're more like Mary, because we're at school *discussion on the plot of Mary had a little lamb* Students: so we're all just lambs that you've stolen from other students
#7770
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⚐ Report//Sloe pd 2 Sloe: how many people here are vegetarians? *no response* Sloe: How many people here don't eat red meat? Ayush: me Sloe: do you eat white meat? Ayush: no Sloe: do you eat any animal meat? Ayush: no Sloe: so you're a vegetarian? *Ayush nods slowly* Sloe: well good morning to you...
#7769
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⚐ Report//pd 2 Sloe *Sloe is holding several test tubes* *she drops one and it breaks* Sloe: Shit. Sloe: You've got to be careful- *drops another test tube*